Karen Sypher Wrote A Book About All The Times She Says Rick Pitino…

Karen Sypher's new book, Guilty Until Proven Innocent: "The Karen Sypher Story," might be the most perfectly planned bestseller: it was released this month, just in time for a deep run for Louisville, and it's got a ton of rape, just like The Kite Runner. » 3/30/12 10:45am 3/30/12 10:45am

As With Many Things, Rick Pitino Pulls Out Of Puerto Rican Coaching Job…

Louisville head coach Rick Pitino announced today that he will not coach the Puerto Rican national basketball team, citing conflicts with his duties at the University of Louisville. The job would have taken him away from the Louisville campus during the fall for a tournament in Brazil, and the NCAA would not allow… » 4/27/11 12:45pm 4/27/11 12:45pm

Karen Sypher's Lawyers May Need A Refresher Course On Law's Finer…

Last we heard of Rick Pitino extortionist Karen Sypher's legal counsel, she was performing oral sex on him in his office. But that lawyer testified against her in her trial, so things weren't working out so well there. » 4/06/11 1:05pm 4/06/11 1:05pm

On Sentencing Eve, Karen Sypher Tries To Get A New Trial

Rick Pitino's one-night sidepiece of an extortonist Karen Cunagin Sypher is scheduled to be sentenced Friday. In a last-ditch effort to stave off punishment, her legal team filed a motion calling for a new trial Thursday. Something about how she didn't sign forms when the FBI says she did. » 2/17/11 11:30pm 2/17/11 11:30pm

Karen Sypher Found Guilty, No Blowjobs For Anyone For A While

Sypher was found guilty on all six charges in her attempted extortion of Rick Pitino, and likely faces at least seven years in prison. [Courier-Journal] » 8/05/10 2:05pm 8/05/10 2:05pm

Here's Karen Sypher, Seconds Away From Blowing Her Lawyer

Sypher's former lawyer Dana Kolter testified that they had an "intimate relationship" before he threatened to sue Rick Pitino as part of her extortion plan. Jurors were then shown photographs of Sypher and Kolter engaging in oral sex. » 8/02/10 12:10pm 8/02/10 12:10pm

The Latest Gross Stuff From The Sexxxy Rick Pitino Extortion Trial

Lester Goetzinger, "a late 50s 'Bobby' from 'King of the Hill,'" met Sypher while turning on her gas. She knew his name "because I was wearing it on my shirt." He'd later make the extortion calls after receiving oral sex. [KentuckySportsRadio] » 7/28/10 2:30pm 7/28/10 2:30pm

Sexxxy Pitino Extortion Trial Kicks Off With Blowjobs For Everyone

We're barely done with opening arguments, and Karen Sypher's already accused of two blowjobs-for-favors, a one-night-stand, a marriage, an abortion, and, oh yeah, extortion. We're not sure our delicate sensibilities can handle the afternoon session. [Kentucky Sports Radio] » 7/26/10 3:55pm 7/26/10 3:55pm

It's Okay To Make Fun Of Lance Armstrong Again

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 7/26/10 9:35am 7/26/10 9:35am

Rick Pitino Has Had It With You Lying Liars

Earlier today, police released videotapes of the interviews with Karen Sypher where she accused Rick Pitino of all that bad stuff. Well, Pitino did not like that one bit and he's got the angry press conference rant to prove it. » 8/26/09 4:45pm 8/26/09 4:45pm

Karen Sypher Opens Up To New York Post

When you're at the heart of a scandal—and everyone thinks you're crazy—who will listen to your side of the story? The New York Post will, so they've snagged a tell-all interview with Rick Pitino's dine-in lover. » 8/14/09 10:15am 8/14/09 10:15am

And Here Comes The "Pitino Is A Baby Killer" Hysteria

Shockingly, Louisville's pro-life students are not impressed with how their coach handled the post-restaurant floor mom-banging: "Rick Pitino was willing to take his own child's life in order to cover up a cheap, tawdry affair."[ALL.org] » 8/13/09 3:00pm 8/13/09 3:00pm

Pitino Apologizes, Once Again Invokes 9/11

Rick Pitino's brother-in-law was a trader at Cantor Fitzgerald, and he died on 9/11 along with 3,000 other people, and now his and their memory is being invoked by a guy who, at best, is a floor-rutting womanizer. » 8/13/09 12:52pm 8/13/09 12:52pm

Rick Pitino Deemed Unworthy Of Samford Law School's Leadership Luncheon

Rick Pitino was supposed to appear at a leadership luncheon in September at Samford's Cumberland law school. Now it seems the priapic boy genius will not be darkening Samford's door, for some mysterious reason. » 8/12/09 6:15pm 8/12/09 6:15pm

Rick Pitino, Health Care Reformer

The coach's attorney says the $3,000 given to Karen Cunagin Sypher was not for an abortion but to help her buy medical insurance, furnishing America with yet another argument in favor of a single-payer model. [ESPN] » 8/12/09 4:30pm 8/12/09 4:30pm

Pitino's Contract Has A Morality Clause

Rick Pitino's contract has a couple vaguely worded clauses that could figure into whatever fate awaits him at Louisville. One refers to "acts of moral depravity," the other to "willful misconduct" that "tends to greatly offend the public." » 8/12/09 3:25pm 8/12/09 3:25pm