"Ted Kennedy's not walking through that door, Lousiville journalists. Michael Jackson is not walking through that door, and Les Paul is not walking through that door."
@Hank the Rapper: Farrah Fawcett's not walking through that door either, both because she's dead and because the rectal cancer made it difficult to walk.
The Post's headline gave James Spader some hope that he might get the chance to portray Pitino in a movie, but realizing it probably wasn't to be he went back to using the newspaper as a blanket.
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Philadelphia Eagles announce they have signed Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme as public relations director.
/tj
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