What The Royals' Pennant Win Sounded Like From The Parking Lot

It's the next-best thing to being inside the stadium! (No it's not. A bar would have been better. Or your couch in front of a TV. But I'm glad this video exists!) » 10/16/14 9:32am 10/16/14 9:32am

The Royals Are Selling Bottled Water From The Kauffman Stadium Fountain

Hey, Royals fans: Your team's shop is selling small bottles of water from Kauffman Stadium's fountain, because they don't respect your intelligence. » 4/06/14 10:11am 4/06/14 10:11am

The Royals Are Hiring A Window Washer: "Must Not Be Afraid Of Heights"

Via Baseball Prospectus's Ben Lindbergh, this excellent job posting for which we are already updating our resumés. The Royals are seeking a new window cleaner, and the job consists of all the excitement a window cleaner could hope for. » 9/14/12 4:20pm 9/14/12 4:20pm

Man Dives Into Kauffman Stadium Fountain For Adam Dunn's 400th Home…

Adam Dunn blasted his 400th home run last night into the fountains at Kauffman Stadium. One industrious and, judging by his jersey, long time Chicago White Sox fan decided to retrieve the ball from its watery grave. » 8/19/12 11:55am 8/19/12 11:55am

Report: The Kansas City Royals Are Using Taxpayer Money Meant For…

Sports Radio 810 WHB in Kansas City is reporting that the Royals have spent just 9 percent of the $17 million in taxpayer funds they've requested in the last five years for repairs and maintenance to Kauffman Stadium on actual repairs and maintenance: » 7/31/12 7:45pm 7/31/12 7:45pm

Your Home Run Derby Open Thread

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, and see All-Stars sock a few dingers? The Home Run Derby is on ESPN now, right now, and it's going to be Bermanly unbearable, and also fun to watch because it's fricking home runs, you Communist. Matt Kemp captains the Senior Circuit, Robinson Cano the Arcade League, and… » 7/09/12 7:35pm 7/09/12 7:35pm

More Interesting Than Watching A Royals Game From Behind Home Plate:…

Here's an esteemed gent in the high-price seats of Kauffman Stadium using a leisurely weeknight at the ballpark to catch up on some reading. Several of you wrote in to make fun of this guy, but I'm a bit reluctant to really go after him; it's the ninth inning of a Royals game (which they were, as usual, losing) and… » 4/24/12 2:00pm 4/24/12 2:00pm

The Hidden Message Of This Girl In A Royals Visor Giving A Ball To Some…

Here's how MLB captioned the above video, which appears heartwarming and nurturing and fuzzy and cherubic: "Young Royals fan in pigtails gives foul ball to young Yankees fan not in pigtails." » 8/16/11 3:05pm 8/16/11 3:05pm

Last Night's Winner: Kansas City

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the good people of Kansas City, Mo., who received the 2012 MLB All-Star Game, for some reason. No clear reason, actually. » 6/17/10 10:30am 6/17/10 10:30am

Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium

This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: The Kansas City Royals' Kauffman Stadium. » 10/09/09 4:30pm 10/09/09 4:30pm