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Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium

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weinerdog49
10/13/09

In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
They moved the park to Overland Park, KS? oh wait, you just don't know what you're talking about. Idiot.
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Pete Gaines
10/24/09

@weinerdog49: Try reading this again. Perhaps have someone with a brain read it to you. Oops, you screwed up! #whyyourstadiumsucks
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colinmcclain
10/12/09

In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
A majority of those "comments" were written by the same person. I have a masters in english and the author hasn't disguised his style particularly well. Nice try though.
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Pete Gaines
10/24/09

@colinmcclain: Your "masters in english" clearly isn't doing you much good.

Considering one of those comments came from me and another came from my friend Brian, who looks nothing like me, I'm curious to know what the fuck you're talking about.

Please, "masters in english," enlighten us. #whyyourstadiumsucks
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AmericanSplendor
10/11/09

In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
My dad's the most peaceful man I've met, and I saw him almost take a swing at a 300 pound douchehat at a Royals game once.

Oh, yeah, the douchehat had just called my mom a cunt for asking him not to use the word motherfucker in front of her five year old.
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jhsnake
10/10/09

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Yeah, the stadium is actually in KCMO near Independence, which is one of the biggest redneck meth addict shit holes of the city. It is indeed nowhere near Overland Park. It would be nice to get these facts straight since the team is not even located in the fine state of Kansas.

The worst part of the stadium is the obnoxious obese fans. Oh and the years and years of miserable baseball.
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Pete Gaines
10/24/09

@jhsnake: Jesus, you're stupid. READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE. #whyyourstadiumsucks
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Pete Gaines
10/10/09

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Also, hey Danker, how you been?
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HIV 2 Elway
10/10/09

@Pete Gaines: Hanging in there brewing beer. Thinking of coming to Larry-town for Halloween.
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Wilt Stilts
10/09/09

In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
southeast of downtown Kansas City, which is of course a fairly well-known suburb of Overland Park, Kan

First mistake-It's straight east of Kansas City, in Missouri

Second Mistake- Overland Park is south west of Kansas City, in Kansas

Third Mistake-Mixing up the two

Obviously not well-known enough.

/dick joke
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Tommy Craggs
10/09/09

@Wilt Stilts: Please read again.
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Wilt Stilts
10/09/09

@Tommy Craggs: Wow, I've had a rough day. Maybe I should lay off the Nitroglycerin.
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Pete Gaines
10/09/09

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That's a phenomenal writeup, Craggs. Thanks for it.
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SomewhereOverDwayneBowe
10/09/09

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Maybe this belongs more in the FAILgate category

So, in summary:

1. You were bored.
2. You went to a Royals game, but stayed in the parking lot.
3. You crashed a toy plane into a car, then drove home.

Worst. FAILgate. Ever.
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Clarence Rosario
10/10/09

@SomewhereOverDwayneBowe: It's like FAILFAILgate.
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I Like Cheap Beer
10/09/09

In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
Taxpayers spent more than $200 million to add much needed amenities like ribbon scoreboards, a sports bar in right field that has a $100 per table minimum, and diaper changing stations in every bathroom.

Mr. "Wagon from Lee's Summit," you may have a valid gripe about the scoreboard and bars, but under no circumstances should you knock the diaper changing station.
In a few years, when it's your weekend to with your son, while your meth-addicted ex-girlfriend gets gang banged by bikers, you'll wind up taking him to a game where he'll inevitably require a clean diaper. Then, my friend, you will appreciate the convenience of those things.
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MarkKelsosMigraine
10/09/09

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Hey Casey, your brother shouldn't smoke anymore now that he has a kid, the selfish prick.

/totally obnoxious moralizer.
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Steve U
10/09/09

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A better use of Kauffman Stadium - nightly full readings of The Great Gatsby.
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