Nation Stunned By Brazen Kidnapping Of Keggy The Dartmouth Keg

Order has only begun to be be restored to the peaceful tree-lined streets of Hanover, New Hampshire today after the shocking kidnapping ordeal suffered by Keggy, the popular Dartmouth College beer keg. The quasi-official school mascot was ruthlessly abducted and held for ransom over the weekend, and then rescued by… » 9/25/08 4:30pm 9/25/08 4:30pm

The Ballad Of Stanford's Misbehaving Tree

It's only a matter of time before the Stanford Tree is apprehended following a high-speed vehicle chase, with a hatchet and a bottle of PineSol found in the back seat of its SUV. Until then, here are the facts as we know them: The NCAA on Friday sanctioned the Stanford mascot, and fined the university an undisclosed… » 8/28/06 11:45am 8/28/06 11:45am