<![CDATA[Deadspin: keith bulluck]]> http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: keith bulluck]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/keithbulluck http://deadspin.com/tag/keithbulluck <![CDATA[Titans Linebacker Keith Bulluck Serves Notice He's Coming for "Oucho Cinco"]]>
Football players are so witty. You see the comedic work Bulluck is doing there? He added a vowel! The Titans linebacker is still stewing over Chad Johnson scoring a touchdown and celebrating with a television camera as a prop last season. So now Bulluck is letting Chad Ocho Cinco (nee Johnson) know that he's coming for him. Telling theTennessean , "I saw him with that shoulder brace on the sideline, looking really dejected," Bulluck said. "He should see how that shoulder is. Tell him get that shoulder right."

Bulluck doesn't like Ocho Cinco. He prefers "Oucho Cinco," a reference to the receiver's shoulder problems.

"He's going to be on camera all day," Bulluck said, half-joking. "His shoulder … I don't expect him to run too many shallow crosses. I'm putting it out there for him to bite it, and I know he will."

I can't wait until Ocho Cinco takes the bait and responds. I suggest he add his own vowel, "Who is Keth Bullucko?" Killer.

Bulluck wishes Bengal well...for now [Tennessean]

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<![CDATA[Titans Haze Injured Rookies By Taping Them to Goalpost, Covering Them In Food]]>

It's good to see that NFL hazing will never die. At least not until someone tears an ACL or suffocates while taped to a goal post. The Titans held their annual dizzy bat race for the healthy players. But they reserved their true scorn for the players who were too injured to participate in the dizzy bat race. Namely, Lavelle Hawkins and Cary Williams. Protest was futile.

Per the Tennessean:

While Williams and Hawkins were tied to a pole by Bulluck, Albert Haynesworth and Rob Bironas, and soaked with everything from water and flour to mustard and ketchup for more than 10 minutes, the rest of the rookies endured the dizzy bat race.

It got dangerous out there. "At one point during the fiasco, Hawkins said he couldn't breathe. Tackle Jason Murphy, hoping to console the rookie receiver, responded: "Then how are you talking?'"

Ah, football players. Such founts of respiratory knowledge.

Veterans haze Titan rookies [Tennessean]

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