Keith Hernandez Ogled A Fan Eating A Hot Dog

"I wasn't talking about the hot dog." There's nothing, nothing better in sportscasting than the awkward silence after one member of a broadcast booth decides to let you know he likes a fan's breasts. » 4/16/14 10:07am 4/16/14 10:07am

Watching Keith Hernandez Get His Mustache Shaved Is Painful For Many…

Mets legend and current SNY announcer Keith Hernandez dispensed with his mustache of 25 years today in a charity stunt outside Citi Field today, emerging as a young- if freakish-looking man unsure in his certainty of having made the right decision. » 9/27/12 12:30pm 9/27/12 12:30pm

Keith Hernandez Is Threatening To Shave Off His Mustache

Mets treasure Keith Hernandez tells The New York Times's Richard Sandomir that he might just shave his mustache before the final game of the 2012 season. Hernandez's old Just For Men endorsement deal required that his mustache never go gray, but that contract lapsed earlier this year—"They said our ads were stale,"… » 9/04/12 5:40pm 9/04/12 5:40pm

Like All Rich And Graying New York Icons, Keith Hernandez's Mustache…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 6/01/10 9:45am 6/01/10 9:45am

Bernie Carbo Tried To Have Keith Hernandez's Arms Broken

Carbo says he tried to pay "some people" $2000 to assault Hernandez, after he had implicated Carbo in his testimony in the Pittsburgh drug trials. Carbo says he's since forgiven him, so sleep easy, Keith. [Outside The Lines] » 5/13/10 2:45pm 5/13/10 2:45pm

Ken Griffey And Keith Hernandez, Together In Mid-Game Slumber

Both the Mariners DH and the Mets announcer (on camera!) took unscheduled naps during recent games. One is going to be out of a job very soon. The other, well, "he's Keith Hernandez." » 5/10/10 4:20pm 5/10/10 4:20pm

How Keith Hernandez Deals With Younger Women: "Sit And Stare"

Last night's Mets broadcast returned from break just in time to catch the punchline to 'ol Keith's story about a young lady. "I just had to sit down across from her, for around two minutes, and just stare at her." » 4/15/10 11:15am 4/15/10 11:15am

The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween

We've tallied the results and as suspected....your Halloween costumes kind of stunk. Don't sweat it though. At least you weren't burned alive for going to a Scottish soccer match dressed as a sheep. » 11/02/09 4:55pm 11/02/09 4:55pm

Keith Hernandez Chooses The Worst Possible Way To Describe Roberto…

Clemente. Great ballplayer. Died in a plane crash. How to describe him? If you're Keith Hernandez, living endorsement for the seven-second tape delay, you say the following: "What a great player. And he could fly." Take that, Sterling. [The 'Ropolitans] » 6/04/09 5:15pm 6/04/09 5:15pm

Mustache Love

A fun site is Morristache, the site that dares to celebrate both the glory that is Adam Morrison's mustache, and the mustache in general. One thing bothers us, however. Morristache includes a Hall of Fame section, in which such luminary mustaches as Rollie Fingers and Tom Selleck are included. But, neither Keith… » 2/14/07 1:40pm 2/14/07 1:40pm

Hernandez In A League Of His Own

Two things you can count on with Keith Hernandez, we suppose: 1. To help you move (if you're a guy, specifically Jerry Seinfeld); 2. To tell you to move (if you're a woman, specifically Padres' therapist Kelly Calabrese). Hernandez kind of put his foot in it during Sunday's Mets' radio television broadcast when he… » 4/24/06 1:15pm 4/24/06 1:15pm