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    Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)

    Seattle Radio Station Wondering If Griffey's Fellatio Offer Still Stands
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    03/16/09

    In reply to Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)
    Over/under on number of innings until Mariners fans realize this isnt Griffey Jr. circa 1995: 2 1/3
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/16/09

    In reply to Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)
    Mariners fans line up in the rain for tickets to opening day


    Hope they didn't miss the Sonics tipoff.

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    Image of bigredgambler bigredgambler
    03/16/09

    In reply to Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)
    The only props I have for Seattle is that Nancy Wilson and her jugs came from there.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/16/09

    @bigredgambler: BAH-RAH-COO-DAH!
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    Image of Steve Sax Pool Steve Sax Pool
    03/16/09

    In reply to Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)
    This post has a disturbing lack of Space Needle jokes, throwing-a-fish-at-Pike-Place-Market jokes, and coffee jokes.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    03/16/09

    @Steve Sax Pool: and suicide jokes.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/16/09

    In reply to Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)
    "The Mariners? I thought we were lining up for Pearl Jam tickets!"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/16/09

    In reply to Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)
    There will be flannel shirts as far as the eyes can see!
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    03/16/09

    In reply to Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)
    Mariners fans line up in the rain for tickets to opening day...


    Many were sold online.


    I've always wondered what an entire city smacking themselves in the forehead sounded like.

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    Image of metroville metroville
    03/16/09

    In reply to Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)
    "Opening day tickets were the most sought after and the hardest to get. Many were sold online.


    One would have thought that a forward-thinking city like Seattle wouldn't have found computer usage to be noteworthy.

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    03/16/09

    In reply to Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)
    Still not forgiving you assholes for Frasier.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    03/16/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: Do you not know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    03/16/09

    @Brazil Thrill: Is that some kind of sex game?
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    03/16/09

    @Juancho: Possibly. Frasier's theme song is pretty suggestive.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    03/16/09

    @Brazil Thrill: Oh, I know. It could be quite scatological.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/16/09

    In reply to Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)
    Thus continues the long-standing Seattle tradition of lining up in the rain and waiting for things.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/16/09

    In reply to Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)
    Bad news: Griffey will probably miss the home opener as he tried to call and get tickets for some friends and tore his rotator cuff.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/16/09

    @Weed Against Speed: That'll teach him to use a rotary phone.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    03/16/09

    In reply to Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)
    Not shown: Ken Griffey's leg, dangling like a rubber band after he rounded first.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/20/09

    In reply to Seattle Radio Station Wondering If Griffey's Fellatio Offer Still Stands
    The Blue Jays are furiously trying to sign Dave Stieb, Pat Hentgen and Tom Henke to fill out their pitching staff.
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    Image of BigBlueBalls BigBlueBalls
    02/20/09

    In reply to Seattle Radio Station Wondering If Griffey's Fellatio Offer Still Stands
    Ichiro was similarly quoted as saying, "I'll do an interview with KJR when you suck my tiny yellow tadpole-like cock."
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/20/09

    @BigBlueBalls: I think it might have gone something like this...


    My words are like seeds

    On a dandelion stem

    Blowing shall free them

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/20/09

    In reply to Seattle Radio Station Wondering If Griffey's Fellatio Offer Still Stands
    "I'll do an interview with KJR when you suck my big black motherf-kin cock."


    That's some arbitrary censorship right there.

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