The Knicks Smother The Celtics Into A Historically Bad Second Half

This one looked like the last one. The Celtics came out strong in Game 2, as they did in Game 1. Then, at halftime something happened. Maybe New York mixed up its defensive looks, or maybe Boston felt the effects of its thin roster, or maybe they just forgot how to shoot. But the Celtics once again put up one of the… » 4/24/13 8:41am 4/24/13 8:41am

Kenyon Martin Would Like All Of His Haters To "Catch Full Blown AIDS…

A veteran of 11 NBA seasons, Kenyon Martin has no doubt encountered a hater or two in his travels throughout the league. One might thus assume he's conditioned himself to keep whatever negativity that gets hurled his way from truly bothering him. But one would be wrong. » 10/10/11 5:25pm 10/10/11 5:25pm

Kenyon Martin Locker Room Eruption Versus Christian Bale On Set Meltdown

Kenyon Martin's temper tantrum in the aftermath of Popcorn-In-Car-Gate has landed. It's pretty good, but we wanted to add a little zest. So, after firing up some Danger Mouse, we put this together (NSFW language). » 4/08/10 3:05pm 4/08/10 3:05pm

Coach K Is A Loathsome, Humorless Prig, Part 1,294

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 4/03/10 11:10am 4/03/10 11:10am

Kenyon Martin and Mark Cuban: Still Bellyaching

Their series is over, but Mark Cuban and Kenyon Martin are still sniping at each other in the press. I think La La should slap them both in the mouth. [Hoops Hype] » 5/18/09 2:45pm 5/18/09 2:45pm

Team Peggy Disputes La La's Chain Of Events

"Sam who was also sitting in that section tells NBCDFW he saw Vasquez flick the drink and that the man sitting with Vasquez turned around and threatened to "fight all you fuckers right now." [NBCDFW] » 5/13/09 6:15pm 5/13/09 6:15pm

White Lady Defends Herself Against La La's Racism Charge

There are two sides to every story and in the interest of fairness (and comedy) we will present as many as we can get our hands on when it comes to the Dallas-Denver spitting contest. » 5/13/09 10:00am 5/13/09 10:00am

Nuggets Family Members Probably Aren't Accepting That Apology Any Time…

Who was that crazy lady who got ejected from the Mavericks/Nuggets game last night? Why, that was just La La Vazquez, Denver Nugget fan and entertainer extraordinaire! » 5/12/09 2:45pm 5/12/09 2:45pm

Mark Cuban Ready To Kiss and Make Up

Dallas managed to not get swept last night, so now every thing is rainbows and sunshine in Maverickville. It's so happy, in fact, that Mark Cuban is even initiating peace negotiations with a known thug. » 5/12/09 10:30am 5/12/09 10:30am

Mark Cuban Had A Mother's Day Gift For Kenyon Martin's Mom

Dallas is playing what will probably be its final game of the season tonight, but all anyone really wants to know is what will go down between Mark Cuban, Kenyon Martin and Kenyon Martin's mom. » 5/11/09 3:30pm 5/11/09 3:30pm

Well, That Didn't Take Long

It has been four days since NBA commissioner David Stern announced that Las Vegas would host the 2007 NBA All-Star Game. And players haven't taken long to start marking their territory: » 8/08/05 2:36pm 8/08/05 2:36pm