Didn't we all dream once of being recruited by a D-1 athletics program and not having to fill out all those damn college apps? Kevin Hart was just living out his own vision of the American dream, and so he gets my vote.
Kevin Hart has just held a press conference to thank Deadspin for crowning him the 2008 Sportshuman of the Year and promises big things for 2009, when he will formally take his position as Secretary of State.
@Candace Parker Secret Lover: I thought it was 40 pounds of NutriSystem, and I was gonna be all like "whoa, man, where do you even STORE 40 pounds of that ish" but no.
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Or, put another way, a guy responsible for some of the funniest sports media-related videos of all time against a fat baby with a pencil mustache.
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Seriously. He sweats too much.
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Yeah, considering he stopped smoking blunts with his dickhole years ago.
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JESUS CHRIST!
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