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    Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!

    One-Handed Baller Nabs His Scholarship

    It Only Takes One
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    If you want to see Laue play in person, you can get tickets here:

    [www.stubhub.com] #isiahthomas
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    "I'd give my left hand to be in college and married to Brooklyn Decker." #isiahthomas
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/09/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Of course you would. Your left hand becomes a vestigial structure at that point. #isiahthomas
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    He would have gone to Duke, but he kept hitting his face on the floor when it was time to signal tenacious defense. #isiahthomas
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    Kevin Laue overcame a lot of big challenges: Making the basketball team, eating corn on the cob, and unhooking a bra. #isiahthomas
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    Image of holysantaclaushit holysantaclaushit
    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    I saw that kid Kevin Laue play once in high school....he single handedly won the game for his team #isiahthomas
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    11/09/09

    @holysantaclaushit: Did you see his awesome buzzer-beating dunk to win the game? Let's give him a hand, everybody. #isiahthomas
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    "Okay Wilbon, who am I?"

    "Tony, you are Cole Aldrich. How many Kansas football players are your teammates going to assault this season?" #isiahthomas
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    11/09/09

    @Kid Canada: I'm sorry, you'll need to rephrase that in the form of a Carleton Ravens/CIS joke. #isiahthomas
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    I'll take my slow and stiff four-year seniors, thank you.

    Silly Dash. Has Anna Nicole Smith taught you nothing? Don't you mean eighty-four-year seniors? Four-year olds don't have nearly enough money. #isiahthomas
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    11/09/09

    In reply to Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
    I like that picture. That's a good picture. #isiahthomas
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/26/09

    In reply to One-Handed Baller Nabs His Scholarship
    Can someone please tell me how he goes about tying his shoes because I'm stumped.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/26/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Velcro Reeboks.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/26/09

    @Weed Against Speed: it's gotta be laceless, or nubbin at all
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    Image of Don't Bring That Kool-Aid To This Gin Party Don't Bring That Kool-Aid To This Gin Party
    05/26/09

    In reply to One-Handed Baller Nabs His Scholarship
    Any word on whether or not they'll let him use that custom chainsaw of his?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/26/09

    @Don't Bring That Kool-Aid To This Gin Party: Groovy.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    05/26/09

    In reply to One-Handed Baller Nabs His Scholarship
    /turns around slowly


    ...And that's why you don't play center for Manhattan College.

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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/26/09

    In reply to One-Handed Baller Nabs His Scholarship
    This is more interesting than that time they ran a story on me in the paper:


    "One-Handed Masturbator Nabs Decent Climax, Eats Sandwich"

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    05/26/09

    In reply to One-Handed Baller Nabs His Scholarship
    His favorite player... Wilt:


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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    05/26/09

    @HockeyMountain: Let's try that again with a better hosting server.


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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/26/09

    In reply to One-Handed Baller Nabs His Scholarship
    When Laue was born, the circulation to his left arm was cut off by the umbilical cord, stunting its growth.


    Same thing happened to Chris Cooley's dick.

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    05/26/09

    In reply to One-Handed Baller Nabs His Scholarship
    The worst part of being one-handed is he will never enjoy the joy of performing "The Stranger" on himself.
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