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USC Knows How To Pick Coaches

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Peteski
06/23/09

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Quake 'n' Shake
06/23/09

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Syracuse University is intrigued by Mike Garrett's hiring abilities and wants to know if he's available for an interview.
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Signal to Noise
06/23/09

@Quake 'n' Shake: Syracuse already has the better of the useless ADs: if not for Daryl Gross, USC would have never hired Pete Carroll.

If Mike Garrett were Syracuse AD he'd find a way to force out Jim Boeheim.
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Hatey McLife
06/23/09

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His real hiring coup was getting LenDale White for peanuts. Yes, they were honey roasted, but it was still a great deal.
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Kid Canada
06/23/09

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I really felt elated about the fact that this is a person who was available

As opposed to his first choice, OJ Simpson.
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David Hume
06/23/09

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"Here at the University of Southern California, I have a long tradition of picking winners, on and off the field." - Mike Garrett, USC Athletic Director.

"He's not kidding - you should see the underside of his desk! It looks like a graveyard for giant slugs!" - Hernán Rios, USC Maintenance.
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Innings Eater
06/23/09

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Plus, he hired Chad Kreuter to coach their baseball team, which is sorta mindblowing...

He's married to the former coach's daughter. It's not exactly mindblowing how or why he got the job.
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Jews For Purple Jesus
06/23/09

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"I really felt elated about the fact that this is a person who was available."

It's the least ringing professional endorsement available, unless of course you consider trolling Adult Friend Finder a profession.
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MattinglysSideburns
06/23/09

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Garrett's mother, Edna, hasn't seen judgment this poor since Jo Polniaczek took up smoking.
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Weed Against Speed
06/23/09

@MattinglysSideburns: Or when Blair's cousin with cerebral palsy, Geri, gave stand-up comedy a shot.
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StuScott Booyahs
06/23/09

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"I really felt elated about the fact that this is a person who was available."

To which O'Neill responded, "I am absolutely ecstatic to be working for an organization that has a basketball program and offers a salary to coaches."
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Dany Heatley Speedwagon
06/23/09

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Mike Garrett also prefers Bud Light for it's drinkability.
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MarkKelsosMigraine
06/23/09

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Mike Garrett also defends his record, Mike Garrett Sings Songs of Love against charges that it pales in comparison to Barry Alvarez's Polkapalooza
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