That Mike Lowell is crafty: "Youk, you flail about like a hooked Madagascar Rainbowfish and get ejected; I'll step in and hit some game-winning home runs."
@Kid Canada: That’s fantastic, we got a Jewish first baseman! I didn’t know that. This is fabulous. …I’m so proud to have a Jewish first baseman. i didn’t even know!
@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: see also: This is definitely the best website devoted to an athlete's beard since Alicia Rickter's fansite went under copyright, P.Gaines, 2009
@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: In all seriousness, there are numerous accounts of Youkilis scoring the hottest chicks on the entire Sox roster, even before he married her. Same was true when Scot Pollard when he played.
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Because he's Jewish, AMIRITE?
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In other news, I will now shave my head and grow a grotesque goatee.
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From a can labeled BM Beans? Grosser.