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New York, 6:14 AM
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    Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)

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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    Reading the transcript, I started to cringe when Mason brought up Cris Carter. I thought he might go with "I guess it's too bad there's no Super Bowl for cokeheads, huh?" or some variation. Glad he kept it, uh, classy. Class, in this debate, being a relative measure.
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    They're missing the point. Keyshawn was just noting that Flacco's unibrow gives him the vibe of a classy homeless man.
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    I know you are but what am I?

    A garbageman!

    I know you are but what am I?

    A garbageman!

    Repeat as necessary
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    After shitting all over Baltimore's offense, calling Joe Flacco "a bum," the Ravens exploded

    Explosive shitting and being a bum are clearly not mutually exclusive.
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    Derrick Mason and Cris Carter know the true bum in this case is whoever made those poor spelling oopsies.
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    Derick Mason
    Keshawn Johnson

    You know Nash, incorrect spelling isn't a good gimmick.
     Reply
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    All this calling of people of "bums" is a sure sign that Burgess Meredith is coming back from the dead.
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    Not unlike Keyshawn, Chris Gedney's colon surgery left him in the "anal-less" seat.
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    11/13/08

    In reply to According to Jemele Hill, Warren Sapp Deserves a Pounding for Keyshawn "Bitch" Comment
    Who are three people I never want to hear a peep from again?


    I'm sorry, I thought we were playing Jeopardy and Trebek said, Jemele, Warren, and Keyshawn.

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    11/13/08

    @J-No: They have also never been in my kitchen.
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    11/13/08

    @Weed Against Speed: I can't stop laughing.
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    11/13/08

    In reply to According to Jemele Hill, Warren Sapp Deserves a Pounding for Keyshawn "Bitch" Comment
    Hasn't Jemele seen Boyz N The Hood? Now Scoop Jackson is going to get shot!
     Reply
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    Image of Magnakai Haaskivi Magnakai Haaskivi
    11/13/08

    In reply to According to Jemele Hill, Warren Sapp Deserves a Pounding for Keyshawn "Bitch" Comment
    I'm not alone in thinking Warren Sapp's a total douche, am I?
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    11/13/08

    @Magnakai Haaskivi: No, I'm right with you there.
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    11/13/08

    In reply to According to Jemele Hill, Warren Sapp Deserves a Pounding for Keyshawn "Bitch" Comment
    According to Jemele Hill, Warren Sapp Deserves a Pounding


    Actually, guys on an interior decorating show would probably be able to help out with that.

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    11/13/08

    In reply to According to Jemele Hill, Warren Sapp Deserves a Pounding for Keyshawn "Bitch" Comment
    Me, watch Keyshawn on an interior decorating show? Keyshawn, I knew you were a bitch.


    Sure, but Dancing With the Stars isn't gay at all. Warren Sapp can't die fast enough.

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    11/13/08

    In reply to According to Jemele Hill, Warren Sapp Deserves a Pounding for Keyshawn "Bitch" Comment
    some gangsta shit


    Christ is that woman a joke. Keep bojanglin, baby.

     Reply
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    11/13/08

    In reply to According to Jemele Hill, Warren Sapp Deserves a Pounding for Keyshawn "Bitch" Comment
    ...we'd have to get into some gangsta shit.


    That's the mother fucking thanks Sapp gets?

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