The Best Ending To A National Kickball Tournament Match You'll Ever See

You're watching extra innings of a quarterfinals match at a national kickball tournament in Harrisburg, Pa., this past weekend. (Our sender-inner promises "it isn't as douchey as it sounds," and we'll agree. Kickball might be the sport of choice for children and hipsters, but it's still really, really fun.) »6/12/12 9:30am6/12/12 9:30am

Soccer Rec League Captain Works Harder Than You And Has The Sweaty Email To Prove It

I've noticed most of these rec league emailers possess a trait and that, due to some tic beyond their control, they need to verbalize their small victories in order to make sure people are paying attention. Because at their stations in life, the only worthwhile accolade can come from a teammate smart enough to… »4/11/11 12:50pm4/11/11 12:50pm

Kickball Rec League Captain Sends Out Fantastically Bitchy Email To His Underperforming Team

An Atlanta-area kickball team recently suffered a demoralizing 20-0 loss. Yes, we're familiar with how serious some people are about their kickball and it's never fun to get blown out. However, if you have to play with this fun lovin' bunch of sad-sacks it's still inexcusable to go all Earl Weaver on them no matter… »4/04/11 3:15pm4/04/11 3:15pm