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    The Hypnotic Tao Of Jeff Reed

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    01/30/09

    In reply to The Hypnotic Tao Of Jeff Reed
    They play "Jump Jive 'N' Wail" after every kick he makes.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    01/30/09

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    Jeff Reed: giving Hot Chicks With Douchebags material since 2005
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/30/09

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    It's like Lou Groza got Mystery pregnant.
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    Image of Mean_Old_Frisco Mean_Old_Frisco
    01/30/09

    In reply to The Hypnotic Tao Of Jeff Reed
    If anyone could appreciate Jeff Reed, it's the coal minin', steel drivin', methadone suckin' Appalachian Steeler fans.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    01/30/09

    @Mean_Old_Frisco: Yes, that's exactly what it's like in Pittsburgh.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/30/09

    In reply to The Hypnotic Tao Of Jeff Reed
    Somewhere in Tampa, Parker Posey is making Neil Rackers do "Tower" and "Air Raid".
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    01/30/09

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    Wowza! Look at the set of gums on that chick!
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/30/09

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    The thing I like about highschool girls is I keep gettin' older and they stay the same age.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    01/30/09

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    I can understand why he wants to drink so much, especially after his wife, Mary X, gave birth to that reptile baby.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/30/09

    In reply to The Hypnotic Tao Of Jeff Reed
    " The thing that pulled me through was I had a smile on my face the whole time, because I couldn't actually believe I was kicking [it] in conditions like that."


    This was also Q-Tip's philosophy during a particuarly hazardous trip through El Segundo...

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    01/30/09

    In reply to The Hypnotic Tao Of Jeff Reed
    Not Pictured: Slim Jim Phantom and his enormous bass.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    01/30/09

    In reply to The Hypnotic Tao Of Jeff Reed
    Reed's hair is pretty much just a big fuck you to Isaac Newton.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/30/09

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    Man. What the hell happened to you, Guile?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/30/09

    In reply to The Hypnotic Tao Of Jeff Reed
    Well Jeff, if this kicking thing ever stops working for you, I'm sure you could find a position at the Double Deuce.
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