Kim Clijsters Is Retiring (Again)

Tennis's good girl Kim Clijsters says she's retiring after this year's U.S. Open. This will be the second time that Clijsters will retire, and even though retiring and unretiring is sort of a fad in the women's game, this will probably be it for her. » 5/22/12 6:05pm 5/22/12 6:05pm

At Least One Bounce Went Right For Kim Clijsters In Her Second-Round…

Kim Clijsters, seeded No. 2 in the French Open, lost to Arantxa Rus (real name) in the second round yesterday. She fell 3-6, 7-5, 6-1 to the 114th-ranked player in the world. But it wasn't all bad! Clijsters also had one of the most fantastical bounces we've ever seen in tennis. This is the kind of shot that calls… » 5/27/11 4:00pm 5/27/11 4:00pm

Identity Of The Lady Who Bared Her Rump For All To See In The Seventies…

Your morning roundup for March 24, the day an 8.5-point underdog taps into its inner Jersey Shore, all Socs-versus-Greasers style. » 3/24/11 9:00am 3/24/11 9:00am

Crossdressing MMA Fighter Tells Estranged Wife She Can "Keep His…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 1/29/11 9:00am 1/29/11 9:00am

The World's First Compelling Sideline Interview, Courtesy Kim Clijsters…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 1/21/11 10:00am 1/21/11 10:00am

Golf Is Now A Contact Sport

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in this morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 6/21/10 10:15am 6/21/10 10:15am

It's Fight Night In The Bronx

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 9/16/09 6:30am 9/16/09 6:30am

Leftovers: Take This Job And Shove It

• There is nothing more dangerous than an angry man in compression shorts: Lance Armstrong re-retires. [Instant Punditry]
• Kim Clijsters' coach quits, perhaps in a huff, we're not sure. [tennisace]
• Fantasy Prison Camp: Former Braves pitcher sent to the Gray Bar Hotel. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]
• Let's just… » 9/16/05 5:14pm 9/16/05 5:14pm

About Last Night ...

Well, once again you've thrown a boot at the TV and pointed the remote at the cat ...
• MLB: Pedro, Mets lose again, consider reality series.
• MLB: Ortiz, you stud! Red Sox shock Angels.
• Talk about steroids, ever take a close look at Kim Clijsters? Er, we mean, Venus ousted in U.S. Open semis. » 9/07/05 9:23am 9/07/05 9:23am