•Reggie Bush in September: "That's kind of the secret to getting comeback pussy — you have a good year, you get the ass, then you get hurt... and then come back the following year and get the ass again."
If Ben goes out for the season, and the Steelers still manage to win 11 games and somehow not make the playoffs, then I will eat a shit sandwich of your choosing, sir.
"your wife will invariably turn to you and say, "Oh my God! What a skank!" And you'll nod in agreement and feign a look of consternation."
The converse of this sentiment is true as well. When she turns to you and remark, 'oh she's adorable. I just love her,' about certain anonymous, nondescript actresses on random TV shows and/or movies, you nod silently in agreement as well. In reality you want to tell her that she looks no different than the next blond or brunette standing at the checkout line at Target, and you find her really boring and bland. Of course you can't say that because she'll get angry and argue with you about how 'talented' she is and all of her acting chops when in reality you just want some skankiness.
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08/21/09
Well no one's ever seen Bobby Bowden and Mola Ram in the same place, have they?
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They said the same thing when Idi Amin took power in Uganda and that turned out just fine.
08/21/09
I got nothing.
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08/21/09
I wouldn't worry. He has pretty sound judgment when it comes to pulling out at the right time.
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07/28/09
The converse of this sentiment is true as well. When she turns to you and remark, 'oh she's adorable. I just love her,' about certain anonymous, nondescript actresses on random TV shows and/or movies, you nod silently in agreement as well. In reality you want to tell her that she looks no different than the next blond or brunette standing at the checkout line at Target, and you find her really boring and bland. Of course you can't say that because she'll get angry and argue with you about how 'talented' she is and all of her acting chops when in reality you just want some skankiness.
07/28/09
wow, she's already dating a guy named Gym? He spells his name funny though.
07/27/09
Of course not. Reggie was in a different zip code at the time.