Will We Ever Hear From These Twilight People Again?

Friday brings with it the end of the half-decade scourge of the Twilight films. There have been five of them, and I have to confess to you, I haven't seen a single one of them. I know they are about vampires, I know the books they're based off are terrible, and I know that they make a shit-ton of money from teenagers.… » 11/15/12 6:12pm 11/15/12 6:12pm

Seriously, Cheer Up, Snow White. Snow White and the Huntsman, Reviewed.

For all the money that was spent on Snow White and the Huntsman, apparently there wasn't any allotment in the budget for enjoyment. This movie exists in an universe where any visual wonder can occur but not a single character ever cracks a smile. If you watch event movies lately, you know that there's a certain strain… » 5/31/12 6:10pm 5/31/12 6:10pm