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New York, 8:19 AM
Tue Dec 15
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    Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    03/04/09

    In reply to Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals
    Actually, the 49ers just sent Leinart brochures for all the colleges and universities in the bay area.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/04/09

    In reply to Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals
    Photo Caption: Are You There God? It's Me, Warner.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    03/04/09

    @Weed Against Speed: also: Did YOU forget to watch the Super Bowl or something?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/04/09

    In reply to Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals
    Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals


    Vernon Davis will track him down and hate fuck him.

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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    03/04/09

    In reply to Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals
    Beard stubble stylists in Phoenix must be overjoyed with the news.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/04/09

    In reply to Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals
    To be fair to Warner, Jesus frequently played one side against the other for his own benefit. That's why Joseph always had to shovel the driveway and why he let Jesus have the first pickings at the pork chops at dinner, hide the eggs on Easter and hang the mistletoe on the tree.


    * might not be true

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    Image of metroville metroville
    03/04/09

    In reply to Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals
    Jesus wouldn't let him do it. All those big hills in San Francisco are just too sexual.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    03/04/09

    In reply to Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals
    Could anyone actually seriously imagine Kurt Warner in the land of Harvey Milk?
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    03/04/09

    @Juancho: I could, and so could Warner. He has extremely vivid dreams at night about being in the land of Milk and Honey.
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    Image of Flayed Bozack Flayed Bozack
    03/04/09

    In reply to Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals
    Missionary only. In the dark. Through a hole in the sheet.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/04/09

    New, from Parker Brothers, it's Quaker Clue™!
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    03/04/09

    @Matt Sussman: uh, that's not a candlestick...
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