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    The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween

    Kyle Orton Wins The Weekend

    Kyle Orton Likes What He Sees

    Mike Shanahan Shuts His Mouth, Knows His Role

    Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler

    He Can Have Fun Without A Jack Daniels Bottle

    Kyle Orton Solemnly Vows To Never Be Drunk On Camera Again

    The Prodigal, Bloodshot, Neckbearded, Booze-Swilling Son Returns

    Rex Grossman or Kyle Orton? A Coin Flip Shall Decide Chicago's Quarterbacking Fate

    Kyle Orton Is Just Getting Warmed Up
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    11/03/09

    In reply to The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween
    quick question... A member of the Jazz wearing whiteface= cool. a random dude going as a black guy for halloween=bad? #halloween
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/02/09

    In reply to The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween
    FatNakedMoleRat

    And here I thought everyone was just making up crazy screen names.

    FYI, I'm not actually a piece of lumber-chopping equipment. Also, David Hume, I need some advice. #halloween
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    Image of FatNakedMoleRat FatNakedMoleRat
    11/03/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: +1. Sure, your zinger is probably going to make me cry myself to sleep tonight, but it is spot on. #halloween
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/02/09

    In reply to The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween
    The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween

    A naked David Wells, coated in melted Chocolate and Cheese? #halloween
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    11/02/09

    In reply to The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween
    King Hippo + Smurfette = worst porn ever. Ever. #halloween
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    Image of titansfan78 titansfan78
    11/02/09

    @FlakJack:

    FYI, Smurfettes carpet doesnt match her drapes. #halloween
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    Image of Bill_D_Cat Bill_D_Cat
    11/03/09

    @FlakJack:
    So she's supposed to be Smurfette? Wow. I thought she was going for either Mystique or the ever-popular "Drowning victim found in icy pond".

    As for King Hippo, the least said the better. #halloween
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/02/09

    In reply to The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween
    Number 11 is the best "Proof My New Wife Was A Virgin" costume I've ever seen. #halloween
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    11/02/09

    In reply to The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween
    Is #20 supposed to be Dan Shanoff? #halloween
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/02/09

    In reply to The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween
    Fucking racists with their body paint. Smurphette is a human being too! #halloween
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    Image of We Are All Lance Uppercut We Are All Lance Uppercut
    11/02/09

    In reply to The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween
    Wait, it's okay for Deron Williams to dress up as "White Bob" from Martin, but I can't wear my "Jerome the Pimp" costume to the office without getting written up by H.R.? So unfair. #halloween
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/02/09

    In reply to The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween
    I wonder if the pilot in #3 really punched those girls. #halloween
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/02/09

    In reply to The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween
    That's not Bruce Weber! There's an actual play drawn on that board! #halloween
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    09/14/09

    In reply to Kyle Orton Wins The Weekend
    "New Orleans is now 1-0 for the third time in four years and currently shares the number one spot in the NFC South with the Atlanta Falcons"

    Yes, we Saints fans get excited when we have first place after one game. And even if that game was against Detroit.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/14/09

    In reply to Kyle Orton Wins The Weekend
    "Cowboy" Bob Orton had an even better weekend. He found a "real nice" dumpster to sleep in.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    09/14/09

    In reply to Kyle Orton Wins The Weekend
    Another few performances like this and Orton will be the corporate spokesman for O'Doul's in no time.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    09/14/09

    In reply to Kyle Orton Wins The Weekend
    Honestly, I thought Taylor Swift was the real weekend winner.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    09/14/09

    In reply to Kyle Orton Wins The Weekend
    Good job, Mom.

    Hey, this was lifted from the inside of my new line of sarcastic greeting cards. Specifically, the "Congrats on Your Abortion" one.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    09/14/09

    @Gourmet Spud: I love how you were able to use the same line for several other cards, like the memorable "So I hear my new stepfather is a former Catholic Priest!"
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/14/09

    @Gourmet Spud: "I'd like one, please." --Rick Pitino
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