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New York, 11:33 PM
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    He Can Have Fun Without A Jack Daniels Bottle
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    03/05/09

    In reply to He Can Have Fun Without A Jack Daniels Bottle
    Look at the soil around Des Moines, Kyle. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Kyle. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/05/09

    @Barry Lutz: Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everyone knows a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground!
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    03/05/09

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    So what's a high-profile NFL player doing, crawling into a hybrid when other stars speed away in Ferraris and Lamborghinis?


    "Saving gas, which saves me money to buy more booze with" he said.


    /fixed

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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    03/05/09

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    Whose jersey is the rebellious Packers fan wearing? Deuce Davenport? Edgar Bennett?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    03/05/09

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    Jack Daniels and chocolate milk makes for an excellent breakfast beverage.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/05/09

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    Dave Grohl looks terrible.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/05/09

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    But seriously, there hasn't been a decent omelet available in school since the days of Sid Luckman.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/05/09

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    She then turned herself upside down so they could compare scraggly neck beards.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/05/09

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    Good lord, which one of the kids did he let give him a haircut?
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/05/09

    In reply to He Can Have Fun Without A Jack Daniels Bottle
    In Des Moines they crush the dreams of their children very early on, as opposed to when they graduate from high school. It's a very effective program.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/05/09

    In reply to He Can Have Fun Without A Jack Daniels Bottle
    Orton was amazed when one of the kids put potato chips inside his sandwich!
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