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Sat Nov 14
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09/06/09
/Wants some Hugh Johnson
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09/06/09
Bud Foster is going to beat Steinspring to death with the lunch pail.
09/05/09
09/05/09
/may have misinterpreted a beer commercial
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09/05/09
Now you're just making things up. NEW Westminster?
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09/05/09
I don't know, Spud. Were you there when the Tim Hortons in Hamilton ran out of doughnuts?
09/05/09
The customers just went to one of the other 10,000 Tim Horton's within a 10-minute drive. No biggie.
09/05/09
Ashley Alexandra Dupré is living proof of those options.
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05/26/09
In my experience, the lacrosse crowd was a pickup trucks, chewin' tobacco and going bass fishing after the game crowd.
The only things that were 'popped' were the tabs on Piels tallboys.
05/26/09
And contrary to popular belief, many non-douchebags play the sport, too. (But acknowledging that will leave many commenters with nothing to say, right?)
05/26/09
There can be thousands of down-home, good natured kids playing lacrosse, and everyone else will still immediately equate the sport with spoiled Long Island Duke jagoffs.
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05/26/09
Usually, privileged white college kids are not happy when this happens, and it ends up costing them a week's allowance to straighten it out.
05/26/09
That was beautiful.