Report: The Government Has Turned Down Lance Armstrong's Proposed Bribeā€¦

You could try, but you would struggle to find two negotiating parties less likable than Lance Armstrong and the United States government. And according to CBS News's Twitter feed, negotiations between the pair are not going well.
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Great. You guys have fun. Keep up the good work. Maybe you'll reach a deal tomorrow!