This practice isn't limited to sports at SEC schools. How do you think LSU convinced me to come to Baton Rouge to get my accounting degree? Because it was close to home and it was the only place I could afford to go? I don't think so*.
Back when I was being recruited as a light-hitting shortstop by an area community college, a sophomore pre-major handed me a Penthouse magazine and told me to do it myself.
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And this, as much as anything, explains my enrollment at the Pole Dancing Academy.
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*Actually, this is exactly how it happened.
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Those poor girls ended up getting involved in land wars in Asia and playing poker with a guy whose first name is a city.
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[[deadspin.com]]
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-Tim Tebow
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They were also stripped of their clothing privileges.
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Is that onomatopoeia? That can't be a real name.
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/and I'll even read it now
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