"I don't know. I guess we'll wait and after we're not excited about ratings, we'll blame it on Thicke." - Anonymous ABC executive prior to the fall of 1985
From the VS. color guy of the KU-Duke game: "I don't understand why KU isn't calling a timeout before the half to get one more possession in. It would at least force Duke to punt". KU is up 20-7, our defense has woken up, and Duke had 3rd and 12 with :40 left in the half at this comment. Perhaps I missed the rule where calling a timeout requires a team to punt.
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"Kiffin Announcement Yields Thousands Of Blue Vols" #laylakiffin
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Does that make Fulmer Jabba the Hut? #laylakiffin
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-The Know-Nothing Party, c. 1845
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Michael Irvin on DWTS
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Ohio Bobcats -- Cat Scratch Fever
Auburn -- Jungle Fever
Georgia -- Rabies
Alabama -- Elephantiasis
South Carolina -- Avian Flu
Memphis -- Malaria
Ole Miss Rebels -- Typhoid
Vanderbilt -- Scurvy
Kentucky -- Hoof and Mouth Disease
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