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Sun Nov 15
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11/12/09
Man, we've got to go.
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A prius should never be a getaway car. #tennesseevolunteers
11/12/09
Toyota Prius, Al Gore, former senator from Tennessee??? Coincidence??? Who knows how high this thing goes. #tennesseevolunteers
11/12/09
11/12/09
And Are Generally Insensitive.
-Kevin Laue #tennesseevolunteers
11/12/09
11/12/09
Victim: Uh, yeah... I don't want to jump to conclusions here, but...
Officer (to 2nd officer): Mmmmm.... can we just grab a football program and solve this right now or is that gonna cause some problems?
2nd Officer: Ugh, what's the least we can do without the ACLU or NAACP getting wind of this?
Officer (to victim): Shoes! What kind of shoes were they wearing?
Victim: Sneakers.
Officer: Perfect! We're looking for three African American men wearing sneakers. Let's get to the weight room. #tennesseevolunteers
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11/12/09
Crime doesn't pay or collect in this case. #tennesseevolunteers
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10/30/09
"Kiffin Announcement Yields Thousands Of Blue Vols" #laylakiffin
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10/30/09
Does that make Fulmer Jabba the Hut? #laylakiffin
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