Let's Watch Larissa Riquelme "Compete" In Some Sort Of "Reggaeton Dance…

Last night, Paraguay Cell Phone Girl Larissa Riquelme sent out a link called "Así concluyó el duelo de reggaetón" via Twitter. The loose translation is "Thus ended the duel of reggaetón." She's not wearing much, ends up with a belt looped around her neck and gets high marks from the judges. So there's that. » 8/04/11 10:45pm 8/04/11 10:45pm

Peru And Venezuela Are About To Play For South American Soccer's…

So what if Irina Grandez and Daisy Araujo didn't quite measure up to Larissa Riquelme in the "world will watch my nation's soccer match to see whether I will have to strip naked for them" sweepstakes? Paraguay Cell Phone Girl's nudity will be decided tomorrow. But, Irina and Daisy's heroes on the Peruvian side will… » 7/23/11 3:00pm 7/23/11 3:00pm

Larissa Riquelme’s Naked Body Gets The 3-D Treatment (NSFW)

Fast forward in your mind's eye to the next World Cup and what do you see? Silly new match balls? Droning horns? Stadiums full of girls with mobile phones placed between their knockers hoping to make a fortune? » 9/14/10 12:45pm 9/14/10 12:45pm

Larissa Riquelme's Boobs Now Holding Cellphones Professionally

Everyone's favorite Paraguayan model is shilling for Nokia and is now contractually obligated to put only that company's products between her breasts. That concludes this month's installment of Larissa Riquelme news. [Metro] » 8/27/10 2:20pm 8/27/10 2:20pm

Paraguay's Cellphone-Boobs Girl Robbed, Probably Shouldn't Have Shown…

Larissa Riquelme—bust-out star of the World Cup, "owooga"-inducer, and cellphone-placement-innovator—was robbed by "bandidos" while vacationing in Rio, losing her cellphone, passport, and other "documents." More pictures, including where she's been hiding her phone Post-World Cup after the jump. » 7/26/10 4:15pm 7/26/10 4:15pm

Paraguay Cellphone-Boobs Girl Says She's Received Creepy Death Threat.…

Larissa Riquelme — aka Paraguay Girl, aka Cellphone-Boobs Girl — has taken to Facebook to alert everyone that she is being threatened! Possibly! The Google-translated message after the jump. » 7/06/10 4:00pm 7/06/10 4:00pm

Extremely In-Depth Profiles In Courage: Larissa Riquelme (A.K.A.…

This is Larissa Riquelme. She's the cell phone-bosomed young woman the internet fell in love with on Monday. Currently, no one is blaming her for the Azzurri tying with Paraguay, but what do we really know about her? Pictures and (some) NSFW profile after the jump. » 6/16/10 4:50pm 6/16/10 4:50pm

Cell Phone-Bosomed Paraguay Girl Is The Star Of The World Cup So Far

You can be happy, the rest of your life, with a Paraguay Girl. Even the Italians, who had to settle for a troubling tie from the scrappy republic known primarily for its political unrest and its chief export, mandals. » 6/14/10 6:20pm 6/14/10 6:20pm