Vince Young may not be the hero Arizona deserves, but he just might be the hero it needs. The Seattle Seahawks are in the process of thoroughly humiliating the Cardinals 58-0. As of this writing, there are an ungodly two minutes and change remaining—and Seattle has the ball. »
3-7 San Francisco plays at 3-7 Arizona tonight. The Cardinals have lost five straight. And yet, in the very sad NFC West wasteland, a win could put either team a game back of the division lead. Should this be illegal? »
The healing process works like this:
1. Lose a leg.
2. Visually dedicate the replacement prosthetic to a great wide receiver.
3. Somehow meet that great wide receiver; get him to autograph and photograph your prosthetic (possibly at the Paradise Valley, Az. mall).
4. Said wide receiver will then post, via Twitter,… »
There are several key storylines that will be beaten into the ground by everyone who covers the Super Bowl over the next week. We will beat them down even further. »
If there are any athletes out there who want to get a domestic disturbance incident in before the end of the year—save it. The store is closed. »