Reilly: Fitz Sr. doesn't favor his son in his writing.
Slate writer: Well, looking at this writing, he actually does. So the premise of your column is false.
Reilly: You search-gizmo-loving loser! You actually took the time to look through his writing?
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Doctor No. 1: Humans have an open circulatory system.
Doctor No. 2: No, humans have a closed circulatory system. It's very easy to look up, and I just did.
Doctor No. 1: Oh, well I suppose you know that because you actually went to medical school, or at least bothered to look it up to see if it was true. *makes wanking motion*
Reilly is so bad even Peter King is (tangentially) calling him out:
"I think this is the most overdone story of the week: Larry Fitzgerald Sr., the writer, covering Jr., the player. I mean, does EVERYONE here have to write the same story? Is it a law that the league will revoke your credentials if you don't opine on the ethics or cuteness of a dad writing flowery stuff about his son?"
02/02/09
Why yes, I actually did go to Yaley. Why do you ask?
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"He has the first-ever team to have three receivers on a Super Bowl team who each have over 1,000 yards."
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01/29/09
Slate writer: Well, looking at this writing, he actually does. So the premise of your column is false.
Reilly: You search-gizmo-loving loser! You actually took the time to look through his writing?
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Doctor No. 1: Humans have an open circulatory system.
Doctor No. 2: No, humans have a closed circulatory system. It's very easy to look up, and I just did.
Doctor No. 1: Oh, well I suppose you know that because you actually went to medical school, or at least bothered to look it up to see if it was true. *makes wanking motion*
01/29/09
01/29/09
01/29/09
"I think this is the most overdone story of the week: Larry Fitzgerald Sr., the writer, covering Jr., the player. I mean, does EVERYONE here have to write the same story? Is it a law that the league will revoke your credentials if you don't opine on the ethics or cuteness of a dad writing flowery stuff about his son?"
01/29/09
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01/29/09
White people.