Later in the night, reader Ward spotted a man in a Cincinnati Rockers jersey, circa 1992, who was busy cadging leftover dregs of tepid Bud Lights from busy blackjack tables while searching the dirty carpet for $2 slot-machine tokens and reusable cigarette butts that he could then sell to desperate conventioneers who'd just bet on a maiden from Des Moines and lost to a hooker from Reno. Reader Ward then collected $28.50 from Antoine Walker, who, losing his own shirt, had bet that the Rockers jersey read "Shlichter" when in fact it read "Schlichter." #peterose
@JohnnyDakotaStateU: Well, it was either the Cincinnati Rockers or the Detroit Drive (1990-91), so of course I chose the more famous of the two. #peterose
"Slow the video down here. This is the key shot. We can see that Pacman is throwing thousands of dollar bills in the air. Now look at Mr. Jones's motion as Fat Joe plays in the background. Back and to the left. Back and to the left. This is the shot that proves there were two people making it rain."
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I also use $ when I don't have time to write "cheddah." #peterose
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"You know, I left tickets to the show for Bill Buckner, but he couldn't bend over to pick 'em up!" #peterose
07/17/09
The rain, for Jermaine, was mainly in vain.
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No worries here. I work for a nudist with Tourette's Syndrome.
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So Jeff Fisher never offered to be Pac-Man's preacher, teacher, anything he had in mind?
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What the hell was Zab Judah doing there?
07/13/09
Much like The Iliad, this whole thing started because Pac-Man wanted to abuse some Trojans.
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Michael Larson sighs wistfully, returns to his eternal torment at the hands of the Whammy.