Maroney was busted last night on possession of marijuana, and having a concealed weapon that you're not allowed to have while stoned. Here's how he looked. [Riverfront Times]
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The man here is Patriots running back Lawrence Maroney, and Kissing Suzy Kolber has discovered that his Facebook page is not to be underestimated.
In case you had forgotten that the kids picked up in the NFL Draft are, in fact, kids, you can always count on crazy college pictures — which may or may not have come from Facebook — to remind you.