The Man Who Had to Choose Between His Judicial Career and Comedy Dream

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So here's Vince Sicari, just north of Times Square, telling jokes at four in the afternoon. It's one of those hospital-gray days when New York City spits in your face. At the famous comedy club Carolines on Broadway, down a flight of stairs, behind thick black curtains, Vince is hosting the happy-hour set. The room… » 3/26/14 12:48pm 3/26/14 12:48pm

The Philadelphia District Attorney Trolled Andrew Bynum's Bum Knees

Today Philadelphia's district attorney got on the Twitter to muse about opening an investigation into Andrew Bynum's lack of contributions to the local basketball club. This fellow Seth Williams did so because Bynum, a very talented and thus very expensive professional basketball player, has earned a great deal of… » 3/02/13 6:35pm 3/02/13 6:35pm

Excerpts From The Recent USADA Report That Make Lance Armstrong Look…

On Wednesday, the United States Anti-Doping Agency released hundreds of pages of allegations against Lance Armstrong purporting to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Armstrong not only doped, but organized a doping ring. The question of whether or not Lance Armstrong used PEDs is basically settled for most people… » 10/13/12 11:25am 10/13/12 11:25am

Guy Sues Cris Carter Because Cris Carter Allegedly Took A Bunch Of His …

The market's not what it once was. Back in the 90s and 2000s, we were promised pain-free growth. Stick that money in Sun, son, and watch it inflate. Now the times are hard. One must turn to unconventional investment opportunities. "Emerging markets," as they say in the business. Markets such as rap songs produced by ESPN … » 7/26/12 5:15pm 7/26/12 5:15pm

How Penn State Could Have Fought The NCAA And Won

The NCAA dropped those "unprecedented" punishments on Penn State on Monday, and they're mighty. There's the usual—scholarship cuts, probation, bowl bans, vacated wins, a fine—but amplified to heretofore unseen levels. » 7/26/12 3:50pm 7/26/12 3:50pm