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    Actively Consuming ESPN Would Probably Help The ESPN Ombudsman

    Bill Simmons Conspiracy Theories And The State Of Edginess At The WWL (Update)

    The Big Lead, Schrutebag And The Feisty New Ombudsman
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    07/20/09

    In reply to Actively Consuming ESPN Would Probably Help The ESPN Ombudsman
    And this was the wrong post. boy that's embarassing.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/20/09

    In reply to Actively Consuming ESPN Would Probably Help The ESPN Ombudsman
    SI.com: ESPN the dildo?

    Ohlmeyer: I have one jammed up past me prostate as we sit here.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/20/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: He's a leprechaun?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/20/09

    @ClueHeywood: I thought it was funnier that way.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    07/20/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: SI.com: Would you let ESPN sleep with your wife?

    Ohlmeyer: SportsCenter? Yeah, probably. Around the Horn? I'd have to think about it.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/20/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: SI.com: If you get drunk in Bristol and, say, take a dump on the Coors Light Cold Hard Facts desk, will you admit it?

    Ohlmeyer: Absolutely. No one is above reproach. Except for Norby. He has threatened my family.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/20/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine:

    ESPN the T-shirt!
    ESPN the lunchbox!
    ESPN the coloring book!
    ESPN the flamethrower!!!! - the kids love this one.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/20/09

    In reply to Actively Consuming ESPN Would Probably Help The ESPN Ombudsman
    If you work at ESPN you're safe from the ombudsman unless you criticize one of his golfing buddies for committing a grisly double murder.
     Reply
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bill Simmons Conspiracy Theories And The State Of Edginess At The WWL (Update)
    How's this for conspiracy theories... Sports Gal is really... Sports GUY!


    Oh, heard that one? How about Finkle is Einhorn then? Dammit.

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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bill Simmons Conspiracy Theories And The State Of Edginess At The WWL (Update)
    Necro Butcher is an indy wrestler specializing in deathmatches (light tubes, barbed wire, etc) who got a part in the movie and fights Mickey Rourke's character at the end of "The Wrestler." Hate to disappoint you conspiracy theorists.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bill Simmons Conspiracy Theories And The State Of Edginess At The WWL (Update)
    Abdullah is undead? And he practices plus-size fellatio?
     Reply
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bill Simmons Conspiracy Theories And The State Of Edginess At The WWL (Update)
    Reilly thinks this whole Simmons Vs. ESPN thing is getting long in the tooth.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/17/08

    @blastitbiggs: Yeah, time for Simmons to get his head out of his anal cavity and brush up on the ESPN rulebook.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bill Simmons Conspiracy Theories And The State Of Edginess At The WWL (Update)
    Actually, THIS is the Necro Butcher. Nobody here watches ROH?
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    12/17/08

    @Kid Canada: apparently we're the only ones. Sad, especially given that the world can greatly benefit from the sheer beauty of Bryan Danielson matches.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/17/08

    @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!:


    HE HAS UNTIL FIVE, REFEREE!!!



    + Watch video
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    Image of Darrone Darrone
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bill Simmons Conspiracy Theories And The State Of Edginess At The WWL (Update)
    ESPN has already blurred out the DICK party. Check it out.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/17/08

    @Darrone: So, bloody violence: okay. The word "dick": not okay. Good to know.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bill Simmons Conspiracy Theories And The State Of Edginess At The WWL (Update)
    'If this stays in, what are the potential repercussions?'


    Also a good question to ask when plowing Tatum O'Neal.

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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bill Simmons Conspiracy Theories And The State Of Edginess At The WWL (Update)
    It's interesting that Simmons'annual football preview column is buried? With 2 weeks left in the season? And here I thought ESPN was all what is NOW.
     Reply
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bill Simmons Conspiracy Theories And The State Of Edginess At The WWL (Update)
    Rick Reilly thinks Bill Simmons is as whiney as a grape vine!
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    12/17/08

    @Sports-Pun:


    I mean, really. I haven't seen that much crying since my newborn was in the hospital nursery!

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bill Simmons Conspiracy Theories And The State Of Edginess At The WWL (Update)
    Someone should send Simmons an e-mail along the lines of "I really like you, can you please write an 800-word column on wacky golfing hijinx so I can better enjoy your writing?" and see if he runs it in his next mailbag.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bill Simmons Conspiracy Theories And The State Of Edginess At The WWL (Update)
    Kyle Orton is the Neckgrow Butcher.
     Reply
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    Image of The Orange Naranja The Orange Naranja
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bill Simmons Conspiracy Theories And The State Of Edginess At The WWL (Update)
    Jesus H. Christ, the Ultimate Warrior looks absolutely haggard in that photo.
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    Image of Dead Wrestlers Society Dead Wrestlers Society
    12/17/08

    @The Orange Naranja: I was thinking HBK.
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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    12/17/08

    @The Orange Naranja: @Dead Wrestlers Society: @Timmy: I immediately thought HBK, but then Jerry Lynn came to mind, seems much more similar.


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