Hey, if you're gonna keep changing your go-to girl, you might as well go back to Eve, who, having taken one too many ribbings from Adam, beat the prime dude in a game of one-on-one by faking him out of his fig leaf on a crossover dribble at the Madison Square Garden of Eden.*
*This story is apocryphal, having been found in the Nag Nag Nag Hammadi.
Look, I believe women should be treated as equal, but the fact is women cannot play in the NBA. It has nothing to do with sexism, it has to do with not being able to physically compete with some of the top male athletes in the world. Even the shittiest of NBA players would be able to physically man-handle the top women players.
Please, feminists. It won't happen. It can't happen. Focus your efforts elsewhere.
/realizes this is directed toward one of the most hard-headed groups in the world
@BruschisBrewsky: I think we should actually listen to Bill Simmons for once. Bring the hoops down to 9.5 or 9 feet in the WNBA and make that game exciting. Otherwise, it's all two-handed set shots and Amazonian "dunking" once every fortnight.
Wait a minute...6? Why that's the number of points on the Star of David, the number of foods on a Seder plate, and the number of orders of the Mishnah! LBJ is converting! What a mitzvah this is. #lebronjames
In other uniform news, North Carolina Department Of Corrections wide receiver Rae Carruth is changing his inmate number from 0712822 to 648, in honor of the number of cigarettes he owes Biggest Willie for protecting him from the advances of Real Big Will. #lebronjames
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Hey, if you're gonna keep changing your go-to girl, you might as well go back to Eve, who, having taken one too many ribbings from Adam, beat the prime dude in a game of one-on-one by faking him out of his fig leaf on a crossover dribble at the Madison Square Garden of Eden.*
*This story is apocryphal, having been found in the Nag Nag Nag Hammadi.
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Please, feminists. It won't happen. It can't happen. Focus your efforts elsewhere.
/realizes this is directed toward one of the most hard-headed groups in the world
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/Loved her in Juwanna Mann
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Yes, you are a very good basketball player LeBron, nobody refutes this, but you still need to win a title to back up claims like these. #lebronjames
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#walkedrightintoit #lebronjames
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I think "Holy fucking shit!! What else is the government holding out on!?!?" #lebronjames
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-Dr. J #lebronjames
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"I don't think anyone should wear 23 as a sign of respect to Michael Jordan."
Goofus says:
Now, if I'm not going to wear No. 23, then nobody else should be able to wear it. #lebronjames
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