FIST-EXPLOSION: LEBRON STAYING IN CLEVELAND, SAYS..."CUBES"

"Which is exactly why I think he is going back to the Cavs. The sports world is full of uncertainties. When in doubt, go for the love." [BlogMaverick, artwork via 9GAG] » 7/08/10 4:57pm 7/08/10 4:57pm

DONE FUCKING DEAL! LEBRON TO HEAT, SAYS...SOUTH BEACH PARTY PLANNERS

"LeBron James has rented six cabanas at the W Hotel South Beach this weekend to celebrate his team decision, two sources confirm." [US Magazine, image via Clevescene.com] » 7/08/10 1:35pm 7/08/10 1:35pm

KABOOM: LEBRON TO CHICAGO, SAYS...SOME GUY MONITORING SUMMIT COUNTY…

"FLASH: Summit Co. processed request TODAY to change address on tax bill for BJ'S home from an LLC in Cleveland to a new address in Chicago" [EricMansfield] » 7/07/10 5:23pm 7/07/10 5:23pm

TAKE IT TO THE BANK: LEBRON STILL GOING TO KNICKS AND STEPHEN A. IS…

"in 28 hours we will find out who's right Stephen or NYCRAY. Is the KNICKS and no other team. Hook, Line, Sinker....... DONE" [@nyc_ray, photo via DeviantART] » 7/07/10 5:11pm 7/07/10 5:11pm

БЛЯТЬ! LEBRON TO KNICKS, SAYS...CAPITALISM

"There's been twice as many contracts sold to people betting that MSG stock will rise to $22.50 by the end of the month as compared to people betting it will fall to $20 by July's end." [CNBC, painting by our own OchentaYcinco] » 7/07/10 5:10pm 7/07/10 5:10pm

HOLD THE MAYO: LEBRON TO BULLS SAYS...SOME OTHER GUY

"Sources: BREAKING NEWS!!! LeBron James told the Chicago Bulls that he is going to sign with them. Will break the news tomorrow night at 9pm!" [@DAYV0N, painting via Fine Art America] » 7/07/10 4:17pm 7/07/10 4:17pm

MARK IT DOWN: LEBRON GOING TO NEW YORK/NEW JERSEY METROPOLITAN REGION…

"*Empire State of Mind* *wink* *wink*only the smart folk will put this together and figure out what i am talking about #6" [OchoCincoNewsNetwork, image via deviantART] » 7/07/10 4:08pm 7/07/10 4:08pm

ABSOLUTELY ROCK SOLID: LEBRON GOING TO KNICKS SAYS...JARED DUDLEY

"Breaking News!!! My sources tell me Lebron will announce that he will be goin to the NY KNICKS tomorrow on ESPN.. This is serious.. WOW!!!!" [JaredDudleyTwitter, photo via Esquire] » 7/07/10 4:06pm 7/07/10 4:06pm

IT'S A LOCK: LEBRON GOING TO MIAMI, SAYS...STEPHEN A. SMITH

"For the record: I haven't changed my position. Learn [sic] is going to MIAMI. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong damn it. Stop bugging me until he speaks." [@stephenasmith, image via deviantART] » 7/07/10 4:05pm 7/07/10 4:05pm

Lebron Vows To Save New York

Sure, it's a former Albany mayoral candidate-turned-deputy commissioner at the State Liquor Authority named Nathan Lebron. But still, could you imagine? [Times Union] » 5/11/10 6:35pm 5/11/10 6:35pm