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    So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
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    Image of J-No J-No
    01/07/09

    In reply to So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
    Is this the first time a husband has included a wife in the discussion of whether or not he should accept a new job that required the family to transfer?
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    01/07/09

    In reply to So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
    I would never allow Mrs. Knoblockhead to have any input over my manly decisions. You know, if she existed.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/07/09

    @Chuck Knoblockhead: I don't allow Mrs. Dany Heatley Speedwagon to have any input over my manly decisions either... I also only make those claims in places like this where I know she can't ever see them.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/07/09

    In reply to So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
    I'm sure she won't regret this decision when the NY tabloids are calling her a gold-digging whore tomorrow.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/07/09

    In reply to So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
    I hope she got back in time to catch 7th period Spanish.
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    Image of Hank the Rapper Hank the Rapper
    01/07/09

    In reply to So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
    Stacie... Barajas? As in Rod Barajas? Shouldn't a woman like that go somewhere higher on the catcher totem pole? Joe Mauer should invoke the right of prima nocte.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/07/09

    @Shades of TJ Sorrentine: Seriously. Haven't seen a talent/hotness disparity like that since the clock last struck Lima time.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/07/09

    @Shades of TJ Sorrentine:


    I pity the fool that mocks B.A. Barajas.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    01/07/09

    In reply to So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
    She wanted him to sign there because she'll look good sitting next to the other Yankee wives:


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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    01/07/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: I'd overrate her intangibles.
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    Image of HazelMaesLandingStrip HazelMaesLandingStrip
    01/07/09

    In reply to So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
    Tex's first major purchase with his new contract? A set of breasts for his wife to replace the prepubescent set she has now.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/07/09

    @HazelMaesLandingStrip:


    Second purchase. A new hair style for the wife.


    Is this Jezebel?

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/07/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Rawr!
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    01/07/09

    @HazelMaesLandingStrip: Yeah she looks like she still could be in high school.

    BTW, Hazel was looking hot as ever on the MLB network the other day.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/07/09

    In reply to So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
    Somehow I have a hard time picturing Barry Bonds or Roger Clemens deciding where to sign based on what their wives say.


    Doug Christie however...

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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    01/07/09

    In reply to So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
    "Once we got the contract figured out, it was a no-brainer for me."


    Yeah, it really takes a genius to accept 180 million bucks, Mark.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/07/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Once I realized I had a lobotomy, it was a no-brainer for me.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/07/09

    In reply to So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
    She already comes with her own "Yes". Saves you the trouble.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    01/07/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: no kidding, she practically does it for you!
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    01/07/09

    In reply to So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
    Its just like Anna and Kris Benson. Except Leigh isn't a stripper and Tex has talent
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/07/09

    In reply to So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
    The Teixieras must have gone to the Doug & Jackie Christie's "Marriage: Just No For Individuals Anymore" seminar.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/07/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Damn...beat me to it and did it better.
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