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    Image of J-No J-No
    08/03/09

    In reply to LenDale White's Revolutionary "No Tequila" Diet
    Well this is just cruel. I have been on a Patron bender since the 4th of July.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    02/24/09

    In reply to LenDale White May Or May Not Beat You With His Belt
    Saw a dude getting pummeled with a belt in my neighborhood in Pittsburgh. Walked right by and the pummeler didn't even look up from the task at hand while the pummelee sobbed that he didn't steal the pummler's cell phone.


    Looked painful.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/24/09

    In reply to LenDale White May Or May Not Beat You With His Belt
    I once got into a fender bender with Mr. White there. He put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the hood of his car and said, "Choose."


    I chose the wrench. Why? Because fuck him, that's why.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/24/09

    @Chamomiles Davis:


    It's not your fault, Chamomiles.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/24/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    [weeps into Gourmet Spud's shoulder; takes off to find Minnie Driver]

     Reply
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    02/24/09

    In reply to LenDale White May Or May Not Beat You With His Belt
    Since it was Valentine's Day, LenDale then used his belt to lasso the moon and pull it down for his sweetheart.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/24/09

    In reply to LenDale White May Or May Not Beat You With His Belt
    Looks like it's back to the drawing board for David Cronenberg. This situation is eerily similar to a scene he was writing for the screenplay of Crash II.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/24/09

    In reply to LenDale White May Or May Not Beat You With His Belt
    He wears number 25 as an homage to his mentor Rick Ta Life.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/24/09

    In reply to LenDale White May Or May Not Beat You With His Belt
    The injuries sustained by the victim could have been much worse if LenDale's pants didn't fall down and weren't around his ankles during the whipping. He was walking around like a goddamn penguin.
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    Image of The Mighty Pigs The Mighty Pigs
    02/24/09

    In reply to LenDale White May Or May Not Beat You With His Belt
    When reached for comment, LenDale stated "Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!"
     Reply
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    02/24/09

    @The Mighty Pigs:
    Sadatay!
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    02/24/09

    In reply to LenDale White May Or May Not Beat You With His Belt
    Your name is Toby!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/24/09

    In reply to LenDale White May Or May Not Beat You With His Belt
    The police just released a picture of the belt:


     Reply
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/24/09

    In reply to LenDale White May Or May Not Beat You With His Belt
    I got into a fender bender with Santonio Holmes. I only wish he used a belt.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    02/24/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Seriously though, who carries a stuffed python in their car?


    Someone's gotta crack down on these goddamn rogue taxidermists.

     Reply
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    02/24/09

    In reply to LenDale White May Or May Not Beat You With His Belt
    oddly enough I received the same treatment from my father after my first car accident.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/24/09

    In reply to LenDale White May Or May Not Beat You With His Belt
    I always knew that listening to Devo would make kids more violent. They must be stopped!
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/10/08

    In reply to Lendale White Suggests Panther Swipe
    If they play the Skins in the Super Bowl, they can be Malvo and Mohammed
     Reply
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/10/08

    In reply to Lendale White Suggests Panther Swipe
    Sorry LenDale, "Identity and Theft" are already Herschel Walker's nicknames.
     Reply
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