• Deadspin
  • mlb
  • nfl
  • Profile logout login

#lennydykstrasucks

Deadspin

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #mediameltdowns,
  • #duan,
  • #tips,
  • etc.

New York, 2:35 PM
Tue Dec 15
14 posts in the last 24 hours

Deadspin team

Tip your editors:

Editor:
AJ Daulerio |

Senior Editor:
Dashiell Bennett |

Senior Writer:
Tommy Craggs |

Columnist/Deadcast:
Drew Magary |

Emeritus:
Will Leitch |

Live Blogger:
Matt Sussman |

Comments:
Comment Ninja Squadron |

Weekend writer:
Jack KOGOD |

Intern:
Ben Cohen |

SUBSCRIBE TO Deadspin RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
919 Subscribers
Deadspin
  • posts about #lennydykstrasucks more →

    The Myth Of Lenny Dykstra Completely Unravels
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/23/09

    In reply to The Myth Of Lenny Dykstra Completely Unravels
    Dr. Festus Dada


    Dykstra will be safe as long as nobody near Dr. Dada rings a bell.



    + Watch video
     Reply
    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    04/23/09

    In reply to The Myth Of Lenny Dykstra Completely Unravels
    "I'm gonna get them with my cashmere, bro."


    I bet you are.

     Reply
    Drew Magary was starred Drew Magary was unstarred
    Image of VTBen VTBen
    04/23/09

    In reply to The Myth Of Lenny Dykstra Completely Unravels
    Dykstra later charged his mother's credit card for a flight to Somalia so he and his friends could go on pirate adventures.


    /South Park fucking ruled last night

     Reply
    VTBen was starred VTBen was unstarred
    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    04/23/09

    In reply to The Myth Of Lenny Dykstra Completely Unravels
    Over/under, number of months before Dykstra is missing or dead? I say 6.
     Reply
    BigRicks was starred BigRicks was unstarred
    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    04/23/09

    In reply to The Myth Of Lenny Dykstra Completely Unravels
    Dr. Festus Dada,

    Asked what he felt about the situation, Dr Dada replied: "Cheese. And the square root of London."
     Reply
    Roto_Tudor was starred Roto_Tudor was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/23/09

    @Roto_Tudor: +1.
     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    04/23/09

    In reply to The Myth Of Lenny Dykstra Completely Unravels
    • "One Matoon local filed claims for unpaid wages after he quit in January. The Manhatten-based local hired to design Lenny's hairstyle alleges Dykstra stiffed him on a $5 haircut."
     Reply
    HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of DontJustLookAtIt_EatIt DontJustLookAtIt_EatIt
    04/23/09

    In reply to The Myth Of Lenny Dykstra Completely Unravels
    "Like I told him, if I can cut somebody from the neck all the way down to the pubis with a scalpel, then I cannot be intimidated."
     Reply
    DontJustLookAtIt_EatIt was starred DontJustLookAtIt_EatIt was unstarred
    Image of Adonis Adonis
    04/23/09

    @DontJustLookAtIt_EatIt:


    Yeah that is by FAR the best quote in that article.

     Reply
    Adonis was starred Adonis was unstarred
    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    04/23/09

    In reply to The Myth Of Lenny Dykstra Completely Unravels
    Meanwhile, Dr. Zaius Dada continues his orangutan supremacist work unbothered by the world outside...
     Reply
    Mr. Praline was starred Mr. Praline was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/23/09

    In reply to The Myth Of Lenny Dykstra Completely Unravels
    So, what you're saying is Lenny threw the Backdoor Changeup to Cutter Dykstra?
     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    04/23/09

    In reply to The Myth Of Lenny Dykstra Completely Unravels
    Dr. Festus Dada, a Nigerian-born gastric bypass specialist, who filed a fraud/breach of contract suit


    All due respect Doc, but fuck off. Nigeria's #1 import is fraud. If you're dumb enough to get swindled by a guy named Lenny, then reap what you fuckin sew.

     Reply
    wonderlic---myballs was starred wonderlic---myballs was unstarred
    Image of DorkimusPrime DorkimusPrime
    04/23/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: wouldn't fraud be an export, since the Nigerians get money in exchange?
     Reply
    DorkimusPrime was starred DorkimusPrime was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/23/09

    @DorkimusPrime on fire, put him out!: He's an importer/exporter. Diapers & Matches.
     Reply
    ScientificMapp was starred ScientificMapp was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/23/09

    In reply to The Myth Of Lenny Dykstra Completely Unravels
    Dear Nigerian Bypass Surgeon:


    I am a wealthy American athlete attempting to bask in my golden years. I have vast sums of money just out of my reach in the form of a publishing empire. If you would like to share in this wealth, please send bank details, DOB, and birth records to....

     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/23/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: +419
     Reply
    ScientificMapp was starred ScientificMapp was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Deadspin account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.