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    Image of Adam Duritz Adam Duritz
    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    PUT THE FUCKING MONEY IN THE BAG!!!
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    Image of metroville metroville
    10/31/08

    @Adam Duritz: First you steal my song "Raining in Baltimore", now this?
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    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    Give me your wallet.
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    Image of Shoe Money Shoe Money
    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    Self-representation. Fire your agent and your lawyer. This is doubly beneficial when you consider how much money I'd pay to watch Pacman Jones cross-examine a witness.


    Speaking of which, get your own court-based reality show.

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    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    Make sure you have "key words" littered throughout your resume. And maybe you should spring for the premium Monster account, because the free account hasn't done shit for me.
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    Continue not having an actual bank account.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    Grow a sweet Fu Manchu and get an endorsement deal from Schick Quatro.
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    Sharpen your vocabulary, you'll want that pre-game show annuity after your playing days.
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    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    *Use condoms (yes, they suck, but not as bad as paying for 18 years of kids that you don't care about)

    *Get a good attorney (put his number on yours and every one of your entourages speed dial)

    *PLEASE hire a driver, not a member of the entourage, but an independent guy who will always be sober when he drives you places...DUI's are bad


    /I know these don't necessarily address things for tough economic times, but they do address keeping your job and not pissing money away

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    Trust no one...but your childhood friends, various cousins and second cousins, high school coach, his wife, pastor, agent, manager, lawyer, accountant, tax accountant, divorce attorney, PR rep, team's PR rep, fans, parents, step-parents, teammates, bartenders, limo drivers and Suzie Orman.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    In these tough economic times, what advice do you have for pro athletes?


    Stop making so many illegitmate kids! Keep the stinky off your hang-low

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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    If all else fails, learn to play golf and marry Swedish nannies/models.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    Train hard, say your prayers and eat your vitamins.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    When filling your solid gold and Italian marble swimming pool pass on the Veuve Clicquot and use a more affordable option such as Freixenet or Thunderbird.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    Host a late night talk show. Worked out great for Magic and John McEnroe.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    10/30/08

    In reply to Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!
    lather, rinse, but don't repeat
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