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Here's The "Wasted Man's Nightmare Stuck In A Funhouse" Video You Won't Regret Watching The good folks over at Sharapova's Thigh sent along this mesmerizing footage of the most accurate depiction of a carnival-setting bad trip mine eyes have ever seen. It's the laughter. That judging laughter. Stop the kaleidoscopic mayhem....

Two Ladies Enter This Street Fight, One Leaves Topless (NSFW) Thirty-two seconds into this Rockwellian portrait of a place called Trendwood, one participant in an apartment-complex parking-lot fracas places her breasts back into some sort of garment. They don't stay hidden very long, playing very prominent roles from 0:45-1:30....

The NFL "Fineable Offenses" List, As Interpreted By The Underpant Gnomes Apparently, the National Football League distributed its "list of fineable offenses" to players and others today. Tweeted Vikings kicker Chris Kluwe, "Some scallywag decided to condense the list down," a comment accompanied by photography....

Today In Great Mugshots

Meet Tammy Hinton, a 53-year-old gal who police were trying to track down for three years on an identity-theft warrant. Somebody narked that she'd be back in Michigan for her wedding. So, Johnny Law swooped down on the City of Zion Ministries accordingly....

Big Yankees Fan, Caught In An Inception Haze, Took Batting Practice In The Bronx

Say what you will about Michael LaPayower, but you can't say he's not committed the cause. Whatever that cause may be....

This Is One Way To Get Out Of Your Impending Wedding

To tell the Tale of Topless, Stimulant-Riddled, About-To-Be-Married "Sasha S," not much more beyond the "Drugged-up bodybuilder causes road carnage" headline is necessary. Well, other than the kicker:...