24 Light Beers, RankedWill Gordon2/28/14 2:37pm31812EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalink Raise your hand if you're even fatter now than you were on New Year's Day. No, your other hand, the one that isn't strangling a donut. Oh, I see. Well, do you have a third hand? Never mind, the tear tracks carved through your powdered-sugar beard are affirmation enough.