Lindsay Lohan Is the Only Part of The Canyons That Isn't Horrible

The Canyons opens (and ends, over the closing credits) with photographs of abandoned, dilapidated movie theaters, which would be the world's most obvious metaphor if the film were actually competent enough to be about what it wants to be about. Director Paul Schrader (who should know better) and writer Bret Easton… » 8/05/13 11:00am 8/05/13 11:00am

Your '90s High School Movie Cast Power Rankings

American Reunion comes out today, and I'll confess to liking it a bit more than Grierson does. I agree that these characters aren't close to interesting enough to justify four movies, but I can't help but admire the simply, ingenious premise: Just turn it into a high school reunion. It's a bit baffling that not every… » 4/06/12 4:00pm 4/06/12 4:00pm

Michael Phelps Getting Him Some Lindsay Lohan (OMG, LOL)

When it comes to Michael Phelps, Lindsay Lohan is apparently willing to postpone this whole lesbian thing » 8/19/08 8:30am 8/19/08 8:30am. While interviewing Michael's mom Debbie on Monday, Hobbit-like Access Hollywood correspondent Billy Bush received a text message from Lohan, which he proceeded to show Debbie while on the air. Mom's reaction was…