Lindsey Vonn Is Just As Dumb And Humorless As Her Boyfriend Tiger Woods

Yesterday at The Players' Tribune, "Tiger Woods" "wrote" the dumbest fucking thing in response to a satirical, obviously fake piece that ran in a recent issue of Golf Digest. All Woods's blockheaded complaint did was alert the world to how much of a dense, robotic dolt he is, and now his girlfriend, Olympic skiier… » 11/19/14 12:32pm 11/19/14 12:32pm

Lindsey Vonn Will Not Compete In The Winter Olympics

U.S. Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn announced this morning that she will not be competing in the upcoming Winter Olympics because of a sprained MCL in her right knee. Vonn hurt her knee while skiing off course at a World Cup event in December. In November, Vonn partially tore her surgically repaired ACL in the same knee. » 1/07/14 9:40am 1/07/14 9:40am

Kornheiser And Wilbon: A True Sports Power Couple

PTI hosts Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon get into the Hallowe'en spirit every year. Today they're dressed up as everyone's favorite sports couple, Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn. They look cute! Here's some previous holiday iterations from Pardon The Interruption: » 10/31/13 5:48pm 10/31/13 5:48pm

Tiger Woods: Not A Huge Fan Of Adorable Baby Squirrels

At the Presidents Cup, Davis Love III has been carting around with a pet baby squirrel, which is pretty adorable. Lindsey Vonn, Olympic skier and current girlfriend of Tiger Woods, thought it would be a good idea to perch Love III's little buddy on her boyfriend's shoulder. Was Tiger feeling it? Tiger was not feeling… » 10/04/13 12:34pm 10/04/13 12:34pm

Lindsey Vonn Had To Take A Drug Test While At An Awards Show

According to a report from the New York Post, Olympic skier and drunk Tiger Woods wrangler Lindsey Vonn was ambushed by drug testers from the International Olympic Committee while at the Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards (sounds made up), and was forced to take a drug test on the spot. » 6/05/13 12:50pm 6/05/13 12:50pm

Photoshop Contest: Tiger Woods And Lindsey Vonn

Have you calmed down yet? Have you had time to collect yourself and regain your bearings after learning that Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are indeed Facebook official? Good, because now it's time to mercilessly mock the happy couple with your Photoshop skills. » 3/18/13 5:20pm 3/18/13 5:20pm

Tigers Woods And Lindsey Vonn Are Facebook Official

The high school cafeteria jock table nearly flipped over in pent-up anticipation today, when Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn—sports' 218th-hottest couple—made their relationship Facebook official. » 3/18/13 1:30pm 3/18/13 1:30pm

Lindsey Vonn's Busted Knee Looks Like Hell

U.S. skier Lindsey Vonn tore the ACL and MCL in her right knee in a brutal crash at the World Championships in Austria last week. Here's how it looks today. » 2/15/13 5:40pm 2/15/13 5:40pm

Lindsey Vonn Was Airlifted From The Slope At The World Championships…

Lindsey Vonn, the 28-year-old American skier and Olympic gold medalist, was airlifted from the slope at the World Championships in Austria this morning after a hideous, sudden crash in the Super-G. Her injuries are still unclear, though the AP reports that it appeared to be her right knee. If fellow skier Tina… » 2/05/13 10:27am 2/05/13 10:27am

Anonymous Florida Couple Pays $100,000 For A Day With Tim Tebow

How much is Tim Tebow worth? According to the Jets, a fourth- and a sixth-round pick. According to the winning bid yesterday at the charity auction for the Tim Tebow Foundation at Timmy's own Celebrity Golf Classic, $100,000. A day. » 4/15/12 3:55pm 4/15/12 3:55pm

Did Tim Tebow Break Up Lindsey Vonn's Marriage?

Last week we received an email that suggested something insane enough that we were happy to entertain it for a funny, fleeting moment, but mostly we were fairly certain that there was no way in hell it was in any way true. » 12/12/11 7:40pm 12/12/11 7:40pm

Lindsey Vonn Is Single

Lindsey Vonn, Sports Illustrated's favorite athlete cover girl, has started divorce proceedings with her husband of four years—and "chief adviser"—Thomas Vonn. This is the perfect excuse to finally upgrade from those skiblades, guys. [AP] » 11/28/11 11:55am 11/28/11 11:55am

Weather Screwed Lindsey Vonn Out Of A Chance To Win Skiing's World Cup

When Lindsey Vonn woke up this morning in Lenzerheide, Switzerland, she trailed Germany's Maria Riesch by three points in skiing's overall World Cup title race. She had a chance to take the lead on the final day of the season's giant slalom event. » 3/19/11 1:30pm 3/19/11 1:30pm

Terrelle Pryor Will Gank Your Sign

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 1/08/11 10:15am 1/08/11 10:15am

Lenny Dykstra Won't Dispense Stock Tips And Autograph Balls For $35 At…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 12/18/10 9:00am 12/18/10 9:00am