The Time I Got Stool Softener For My Ear Because My Earwax Was Stabbing My Brain, And Other Poop StoriesHello, little lambs. It's me, some lady! You might remember me from yelling about vagina over at Jezebel, or from that time one year ago when Drew went on vacation and I wrote a weird Funbag about banana phones and jism. Can you believe it's been an entire year? ME NEITHER. But now Drew has up and l...
