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    Lionel Messi Enjoyed The Parade
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lionel Messi Enjoyed The Parade
    If Messi really wants to follow in the footsteps of Maradona, he really needs to work on gaining 200 pounds and developing a crippling coke addiction:


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    Image of AliciaSacramonesBrownie AliciaSacramonesBrownie
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lionel Messi Enjoyed The Parade
    Hey Man U,


    How does my buttocks taste in the place of where you eat food ?


    Lionel

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/02/09

    @AliciaSacramonesBrownie:


    Berlitz, FTW!

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lionel Messi Enjoyed The Parade
    It was all fun and games for Messi, until he was chased home by Gargamel.
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    06/02/09

    In reply to Lionel Messi Enjoyed The Parade
    Eh, tell me when he's doing bumps off of teammates' hands in the middle of the game, and we'll see who the true king of Argentinian football is.
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    06/02/09

    @Sandy Magic Jackson:

    Fat Maradona > Drunk Messi
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    06/02/09

    In reply to Lionel Messi Enjoyed The Parade
    I thought Lionel Messi was the failed Jheri Curl company from that guy who sings Hello.
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    06/02/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac:


    ERROR!


    FAIL!


    .....oops, forgot to change my handle again, shit!

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    06/02/09

    @Afino: Be quick about it.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lionel Messi Enjoyed The Parade
    I haven't seen a Lionel behave so inappropriately since Lionel Richie got frisky with that blind chick in the video for "Hello."
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    Image of PermanentInjuredReserve PermanentInjuredReserve
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lionel Messi Enjoyed The Parade
    Oh goddamnit! Now I have the fucking UEFA song stuck in my head.


    THE CHAMPIONS!!!


    (A big middle finger to Heinekin for sticking that in their commercials as well.)

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    06/02/09

    @PermanentInjuredReserve:

    That coddamn song is great. Right up there with NFL Films music in the pantheon of High Class Jock Jams.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lionel Messi Enjoyed The Parade
    He's not doing anything to help the Spanish's reputation for racism with that insulting caricature of an Irishman.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/02/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +1
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    06/02/09

    @Gourmet Spud: messi's argentinian, ass. and don't you forget it.
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    06/02/09

    @johnny_carsick: a little harsh, spud, and i apologize. but argentina's hopes in 2010 all rest on this kid.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lionel Messi Enjoyed The Parade
    Maybe it's my pro-American bias showing, but "Champions FUCKING Champions" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
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    06/02/09

    @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Wasn't that the original name of the AVN Awards?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/02/09

    In reply to Lionel Messi Enjoyed The Parade
    At least he showed up. Dwight Gooden couldn't say that back in '86.
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