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    There Is Another Sanchez Living Inside Mark Sanchez's Mouth
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/09/09

    In reply to There Is Another Sanchez Living Inside Mark Sanchez's Mouth
    "Enjoys doggy-style in the shower"


    He truly is the heir to Namath we've been waiting for.

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    05/09/09

    In reply to There Is Another Sanchez Living Inside Mark Sanchez's Mouth
    That's nothing, I pierced my bellybutton, but on the inside. It's hard to see, so I got a set of LEDs that spell out 'Slothrop.' Changing the batteries is a bitch.
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    05/09/09

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    I'm going to get a tattoo on my rocket that says "Suck Here"
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    Image of parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme
    05/09/09

    In reply to There Is Another Sanchez Living Inside Mark Sanchez's Mouth
    Those be-yarmulked gentlemen sitting behind him could give him a rundown of the Talmudic views on tats and doggy. From what I recall of Hebrew school:


    1. no on tats

    2. yes on doggy, especially on Sabbath, though only in the context of a loving and committed relationship, preferably marriage, and not with that shiksa.

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    05/09/09

    @parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme: What's the Talmudic ruling on the Black Hats who used to pick up the crack whores in my old neighborhood on the way home Friday afternoon?
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    05/09/09

    In reply to There Is Another Sanchez Living Inside Mark Sanchez's Mouth
    She has a tattoo on the inside of her lip that reads insert giant sausage here.
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    05/09/09

    @J-No: Say it! Say it! You know you want to.
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    05/09/09

    @Encouraging Referee Pitman: WHORE!
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    05/09/09

    In reply to There Is Another Sanchez Living Inside Mark Sanchez's Mouth
    The USC football progam is home to some fine and upstanding young men, let me tell you.
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