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    The Inexorable Pussification Of Little League Marches On

    Never Before Has Chico's Bail Bonds Been A More Practical Sponsor

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/05/09

    In reply to The Inexorable Pussification Of Little League Marches On
    In a related story, a Staten Island Duane Reade reported a local 12-year-old spent a record $125,000 on hair gel and Axe.
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    Image of comment_ninja comment_ninja
    08/05/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: yes.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    08/05/09

    In reply to The Inexorable Pussification Of Little League Marches On
    Staten Island, huh? What do you want to bet there's a mobbed-up back-story?
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    Image of RachelRayIsTheDevil RachelRayIsTheDevil
    04/17/09

    In reply to Never Before Has Chico's Bail Bonds Been A More Practical Sponsor
    But man do those little fuckers motor around the bases.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/17/09

    @RachelRayIsTheDevil:


    You also can't get them to stop talking.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    04/17/09

    In reply to Never Before Has Chico's Bail Bonds Been A More Practical Sponsor
    They parents should have known when practices ran until 8am the following morning.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/17/09

    @Stev D: +8 Ball and flop sweats.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/17/09

    In reply to Never Before Has Chico's Bail Bonds Been A More Practical Sponsor
    Do you think that when coke dealers go to court, they find this as humorously ironic as I do?


    pumpkin

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/17/09

    @David Hume: And no, I don't mean the exposed bronze tittie.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/17/09

    @David Hume:


    Between that and the blindfold, I'm erect.

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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    04/17/09

    @Hatey McLife: I'd balance her scales.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/17/09

    In reply to Never Before Has Chico's Bail Bonds Been A More Practical Sponsor
    This is upsetting. I thought all Little League coaches were simply pedophiles.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    04/17/09

    In reply to Never Before Has Chico's Bail Bonds Been A More Practical Sponsor
    They could have avoided the costly background check just by looking at his van.
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    Dany Heatley Speedwagon was starred Dany Heatley Speedwagon was unstarred
    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    04/17/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: HTML FAIL


    [hunch.se]

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/17/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: So.....he's a kid toucher too?
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    Image of The Devil and Daniel Murphy The Devil and Daniel Murphy
    04/17/09

    In reply to Never Before Has Chico's Bail Bonds Been A More Practical Sponsor
    Your move, coach from Mysterious Skin
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    The Devil and Daniel Murphy was starred The Devil and Daniel Murphy was unstarred
    Image of Rick Chandler Rick Chandler
    04/17/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Sick! (But funny).
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/17/09

    In reply to Never Before Has Chico's Bail Bonds Been A More Practical Sponsor
    In fact, Wade has 22 prior arrests on charges of disorderly conduct, theft and assault.


    Get arraigned 22 times, post bail 23.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/17/09

    In reply to Never Before Has Chico's Bail Bonds Been A More Practical Sponsor
    1. It happened in Alabama

    2. In these trying economic times, learning how to cut coke, edge out rival dealers and and hide cash in a false floor tile is much more beneficial than running out a grounder.
     Reply
    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/17/09

    In reply to Never Before Has Chico's Bail Bonds Been A More Practical Sponsor
    "Hey, background checks are expensive. "


    Actually, they're quite affordable these days.


    [www.google.com]

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/17/09

    @Matt Sussman: According to Google I am a professor of chemistry at the University of Florida. Seriously.
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    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of sdot sdot
    04/17/09

    @ArkansasFred: According to Google I'm the head coach of the Oklahoma City Thunder. Seriously.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/17/09

    I don't have time for these jokes. I have another episode of Law & Order to shoot.
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    04/17/09

    In reply to Never Before Has Chico's Bail Bonds Been A More Practical Sponsor
    What is going on with that height chart? 5, 6, 6, 6?
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    Image of friend_of_a_friend friend_of_a_friend
    04/17/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, etc.
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    Image of Fu Manchu Not Amused aka SalFasanoForever Fu Manchu Not Amused aka SalFasanoForever
    04/17/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders:


    6"02

    6"01

    6"

    5"11


    At least the walls can still count in florida

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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/17/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Either the Devil changed the chart or part of the height was cropped out of the picture (5'11", 6'0", 6'1", 6'2"). I'd go with the former.
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    04/17/09

    @friend_of_a_friend: @SalFasanoForever: @Brazil Thrill:


    Clearly you have all had mugshots taken. Doesn't Deadspin do background checks before approving commenters??

     Reply
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/17/09

    @SalFasanoForever: Well, I'm pretty sure his head is longer than three inches, meaning it's 5'9", 6'0", 6'3", and 6'6".


    They make their coekhead little league coaches bigger in Alabama.

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    ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/17/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Yes, but they allow you to get in as long as you have less priors than A.J., Rick and Dash combined. Needless to say nobody has been rejected yet.


    @ClintonPortishead: Good point.

     Reply
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/29/08

    In reply to The Year In ... Parents Gone Wild
    If the children are indeed our future, we are all screwed.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/29/08

    In reply to The Year In ... Parents Gone Wild
    Whenever there's a Parents Gone Wild story, I'm actually a little disappointed when it's not from Long Island.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/29/08

    In reply to The Year In ... Parents Gone Wild
    "Parents Gone Wild" falls somewhere in between "Girls Gone Wild" videos and Skid Row's "Youth Gone Wild".
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