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Chris Hanson's Axe
10/16/09

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Can't be any worse than this: #littlepeople
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MarkKelsosMigraine
10/15/09

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This race is known as the "Peter Allen Memorial Stakes." #littlepeople
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Bobby Big Wheel
10/15/09

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The winning horse gets a job as Danny DeVito's personal assistant. #littlepeople
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AC_Titticock
09/02/09

In reply to A Small Way To Liven Up Any Fantasy Draft
As the person who wrote the ad, I thought I would answer the questions/statements that were posed:

1: "Why do you need them to wrestle underneath a glass table?"

Answer: For sport. Plus wrestling under a wooden table wouldn't be as entertaining.

2. I'm not sure if this destroyed or restored my faith in humanity?.

Answer: The goal was neither. Humanity is both good (Farrah Fawcett) and bad (her ass cancer) and thus faith in it is mercurial (and if someone has a dictionary, can they check to see if I used mercurial correctly?).

3. Maybe someone ACTUALLY thought of this and realized it would be awesome. I think it's real, because I still believe the world is still a magical place.

Answer: I can assure you I actually thought of this, hence the fact that you read it and didn't dream it. It is 100% real and I do believe that the world is magical. How else do you explain Carmen Kinsley's buttocks or Doug Hennings' career?

4.This post made the rounds last year. Someone just re-posted it on Craigslist.

Answer: Yes it was posted last year (hence someone "reposted it" and that someone being me, again). In fact I post this every year with the hopes of bringing a little bit (pun intended) of happiness into my life and every year I get no response (except for the time I had a person claiming to have no legs which I refused on the grounds fairness. And i am not making that up. I have seen midgets, I know midgets, and a legles person is no midget.).

I do love the pic deadspin put up though, dare to dream.

Toodles
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SpicyMeatball
09/02/09

In reply to A Small Way To Liven Up Any Fantasy Draft
This post made the rounds last year. Someone just re-posted it on Craigslist.
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Paul.B.Dodd
09/02/09

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Why do you need them to wrestle underneath a glass table? This reminds me of an episode of Comedy Central's Drawn Together........
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Hit Bull Win Steak
09/02/09

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I'm not sure if this destroyed or restored my faith in humanity?
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P. Escobar, Jets Fan
09/02/09

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Today is tomorrow. It happened.

We went over this last year.
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Karlifornia
09/02/09

In reply to A Small Way To Liven Up Any Fantasy Draft
Last year when I posted this ad we received an offer from a female who simply had no legs

Just cut off her arms and make it a Babushka theme
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