As sad as this is for the Tigers, at least Brandon Inge can finally get to work on busting his wrongfully-convicted brother out of that high security prison.
As a Braves fan, I'm saying that there is no way the Twins are losing an elimination game in that godforsaken dome. Someone will get lifted off of the bag or fooled into stopping at second on an extra base hit. Just give it up, Tigers./not still bitter.....really
/honest
/fucking Kent Hrbek
Sweet mother of Jesus, does anyone in the American League know how to farking BUNT? Detroit had runners on the corners with NO OUTS, and do we get a sacrifice ANYTHING? Hell no.
I hope this game goes 30 farking innings. I hope they're still playing this game on Thursday.
@Kid Canada: Actually, you are more likely to score a single run with a man at second and one out, than a man at first with no outs. But, it significantly decreases your chances of scoring multiple runs.
Oh come on, Detroit jokes? Lame. Detroit's at least 47% cooler than Minneapolis and you aren't making jokes about them. If nothing else, the music, food, bars, clubs, architecture, and sports are better on average.
I'll spot you the urban decay and spit-take inducing unemployment rate.
@Dashiell Bennett: Eph's, Foran's, Jacoby's, The Shelter, Eastern Market, the entire section of MexicanTown, Indian village, Cliff Bells, Baker's Keyboard Lounge, Belle Isle, Detroit Zoo, Penobscot, RenCen, RiverWalk, Dequindre Cut, Heidelburg Project, Detroit Habitat for Humanity, Abandoned Packard Plant (and hundred of other cool paintball venues), Corktown, the incredibly dangerous but very interesting/exciting south Detroit, Detroit Institute of Arts, Detroit Science Museum, African American History Museum, Scarab Club, The Whitney, The Majestic, Atlas Global Bistro, the Cultural Center, Wayne State, Center for Creative Studies, Comerica Park, Ford Field, Cadillac Square, Campus Martius, Chene Park, Hart Plaza, Coach Insignia, Centaur, Northern Lights Lounge, Rattlesnake club, Nancy Whiskey, Cass Cafe, Atwater Brewery, They Say, Slows BBQ, Detroit Electronic Music Festival, Detroit Symphony Orchestra, Tastefest, Riverfest, Redbull Air Races, Detroit Regatta, Old Shelalleigh (bring your drunk skills), Vincente Cuban, Town Pump, Masonic Temple, Fox Theatre, State Theatre, Cobo Arena... and now I'm getting tired.
Suffice it to say, there's a lot of awesome in Detroit. Relying on tired old stereotypes from the Robocop era is just sad and ill-informed.
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Sweet, that's finally over. Now bring on the FUNNY!!
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/honest
/fucking Kent Hrbek
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I hope this game goes 30 farking innings. I hope they're still playing this game on Thursday.
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Maybe the managers know that you are more likely to score a run with a runner on first and no outs than a runner on second and one out.
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/Hates 85% of sacrifice bunts
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You're right. This is why I need to renew my BP subscription.
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I'll spot you the urban decay and spit-take inducing unemployment rate.
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*crumples up pages of drawings*
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Suffice it to say, there's a lot of awesome in Detroit. Relying on tired old stereotypes from the Robocop era is just sad and ill-informed.
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/stuck at work, obviously.
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I assumed you couldn't see it because you walk around all day with your fist covering your eyes.